Top Ten Reasons to Hate Mario Kart 64 Fanboys

The Top Ten

1 They Hate the Best Mario Kart Double Dash


I like both games. Mario kart double dash and Mario kart 64! I prefer Mario kart double dash though! - HeavyDonkeyKong

2 They're Evil

Just because they may not like a game... And I'm a fan of them both. - Therandom

They're...evil? No MK64 fan has plotted out to kill you, so what do you mean by "evil"? - SlimVeggie

3 They're Mean
4 They Think Mario Kart Double Dash Fans are Princess Peach Fans

I know, Danteem. We are both graphic haters of Princess Peach.

5 They Think Mario Kart 64 Has Better Graphics Than Mario Kart 8

I'm starting to wonder if they are all the same person... Because they all sometimes seem to sometimes have the exact same personality sometimes! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Yes, it was the same person that is me before I was The Ultimate Daredevil.

6 They Hate Mario Kart 8

Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart (not counting the Mario Kart Arcade GP series, which have many reasonable ups & downs) since Mario Kart: Super Circuit.

Yeah, irl go karting definitely has babies driving and anti gravity. come on Danteem. Make some sense here.

7 They are Cyberbullies

Your lists are ridiculous. I like Mario 64 and double dash. You need better support... - Therandom

What do you mean Mario Kart 64 fans are cyberbullies? This is the stupidest thing I've seen on the list. Oh, and before you start saying that I'm insulting you, I'm a fan of all Mario Karts. - SlimVeggie

8 They Hate the GameCube

The better Mario games for the GameCube are Luigi's Mansion, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mario Party 5, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door & Super Mario Strikers.

Yep True they hate GameCube Mario Games and Love N64 Mario Games. It Stupid like S###!

I love MK 64, yet the GameCube is my favorite console. What do you say to that Danteem?!

9 They Hate the Voice Acting of Mario Kart Double Dash
10 They Hate the Gameplay of Mario Kart Double Dash

The controls may be easier, but losing on MK64 actually gives me a nostalgic feeling.

The Contenders

11 Mario Kart DS is Their Least Favourite MK
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