Top 10 Reasons to Hate Mario Kart WiiMario Kart Wii sucks major ass. I never want to play this game.
The Top Ten
A few, but I love Bowser Junior, Mario, and Yoshi. - HeavyDonkeyKong
Better option, swap the baby princesses and Bowser Jr. with regular characters like Dixie Kong, Lakitu, and Shy Guy and that would be a perfect roster!
Dry Bones talks like a skeleton.
This is the only reason I agree with, otherwise this game is awesome - YOSHIA2121V 5 Comments
How are they supposed to make King Boo make sense? It might not make sense, but it's a video game. Logic is clearly not the creators' first concern. Baby Daisy is probably because Peach and Daisy are here so it makes sense to have Baby Daisy if you have Baby Peach. Baby Luigi is not a new character in the Mario Kart series, as he was in Double Dash. When racing online, the stat differences barely make a difference, so just don't use Funky Kong.
Most characters rock, but I rank this roster a 1/10 because I was pretty pissed that Nintendo replaced Shy Guy with 2 even worse baby princesses.
Who is Baby Daisy? Why is she here? I'm okay with Funky Kong, but why do you need to unlock Baby Luigi, a new starter character? And, King Boo needs arms and legs to drive any vehicle.
It used to be but now its very underrated - YOSHIA2121V 8 Comments
What the Hell does Western Canada have to do with Mario kart in the first place? Whoever said this is a total moron because Mario is a fictional character not someone in real life. Mario Kart Haters are idiots
Neither does Mario Kart 64! - HeavyDonkeyKong
It is a fictional game in a fictional world. Some tracks may seem to be from real-world places, but they aren't, they were just inspired by them. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
This made me laugh - TheyHateUsCuzTheyAintU_SV 3 Comments
How did no one add this until now? All the other reasons are stupid. - marble
I've been cheated so many times - YOSHIA2121
Well, it is worth learning to be able to use those terrible Wii controls.
I've heard everyone boning about the controls, and these controls are lame! The 2 button is your gas pedal, but the control pad is for triggering items? What the suck?
*cough* Gamecube Controller *cough* *cough*
I'm playing with the Wii remote and it thinks I'm playing with that trashy wheel. - AStumpedHumanV 3 Comments
You say you never want to play this game. Does that mean your judging a game before you even play it? - HeavyDonkeyKong
Whats that have to do with anything? What are princesses supposed to wear
Um people wear dresses in cars you know? - marble
They are even in the cars so you can't see the dresses, and when they are on bikes they wear sports outfits so I don't see what you are complaining about - YOSHIA2121V 4 Comments
The expert class in Mario Kart Wii is as slow as heck! You have to rank 1 star to get Dry Bowser. I hate waiting 5 hours trying to unlock him because blue shells obliterate my way whenever I lead a track and even with Magikruiser and Dry Bones, I fall off a cliff. That's because Bowser Jr. stinks at racing and it was a harsh decision to unlock him.
Somehow I got 3 stars in everything! Took me years though...
The controls are hard to use especially drifting besides the
Whole Mario franchise should not ever exist because of crappy peach
And Mario always be mean to luigi that's why I hate Mario just like sonic be mean
To tails I hate sonic too.SO play something else other than Mario kart
Or crappy sonic play a good game like Minecraft or fall out 4.besides
Mario hogs up the video game industry
This is the easiest mario kart game so if its too hard for you then just don't play mario kart in general - YOSHIA2121V 5 Comments
Why not hate on this game for reasons that actually matter? Like, I don't know, being screwed over at the end of the last lap of a race, or potentially getting blue shelled a few times in one single race! This is a great game but those are my main complaints! - HeavyDonkeyKong
That is just stupid. Please take it off the list and some characters don't even have hair.
If you don't like a hairstyle use someone else, plus this is just another lazy ass reason because you couldn't think of another logical reason to hate the game - YOSHIA2121
Um...can I please just say that this is a game not reality! its fantasy so they can have any coloured hair they like even rainbow! 1V 3 Comments
Great tracks, except the circuits! - HeavyDonkeyKong
The Peach courses suck!
Koopa cape makes the game worth playing - YOSHIA2121
This is somewhat true, but is true for every mario kart game - YOSHIA2121V 3 Comments
Actually, Mario Kart 8 has more advanced graphics than Mario Kart 64.
Better than n64 graphics. More advanced - HeavyDonkeyKong
The graphics in the newest and modern ones are better than ones like Mario Kart 64 - MarioNinja101
At least they are colorful and not as bad as Mario kart 7'sV 1 Comment
Blue shells... - marble
very true - YOSHIA2121
The point of the game is to make it difficult (like the blue shells for example). If it was easy to win and it only had like turtle shells and banana peels, you know how easy and boring it would be? There’d be no challenge which is what video games are SUPPOSE to be -_- - MarioNinja101
Crossover characters mean non-Mario characters like Link, Pokemon, Pikachu, Sonic, Pit, or Jigglypuff.
Why would Sonic, made by Sega, appear in Mario Kart, by Nintendo?
So? That’s like saying Mario Odyssey sucks (which is very popular and up in ratings if I may add), because it has no other characters but just Mario! So I guess majority of the video games in the world suck because there are no crossover characters right? Nope. See this reasoning makes no sense - MarioNinja101
A retro fanboy put it here. I knew it would be here.
Traditionally, I meant to put "Most of the Classic Mario games are better than the Modern Mario games".
None of the maing ames have crossover characters! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Because of the blue shell of course which throws you in the air then loses your items. - AmtrakHan6993V 1 Comment
This list is nothing but bull. Shut up about peach. - HeavyDonkeyKong
I know right. They only hate her cause she gets kidnapped a lot which is the point of the game - AStumpedHuman
Funky Kong's Piranha Prowler has the same color as Petey Piranha.
Funky Kong is a great audition to the game
Actually, the second mos thated one behind Mario kart 7! - HeavyDonkeyKong
It's better, but not way better. - HeavyDonkeyKong
Agreed but an opinion on another game being better can't ruin the game lol - marble
Super Paper Mario is nonetheless more awesome than even the first three Mario Kart games. You should have given it a higher rating than 9/10, HeavyDonkeyKong.
1. Double Dash! 10/10
2. 64 9.75/10
3. Wii 9.5/10
4. 7 9.25/10
5. DS 9.25/10
6. Super Circuit 9.25/10
7. Super Mario Kart 9.25/10
Every Mario Kart game is awesome! - HeavyDonkeyKong
1. 64 10+/10.
2. Super Circuit. 10/10.
3. Super Mario Kart. 9.75/10.
4. Mario Kart Arcade GP. 9/10.
5. Mario Kart Arcade GP 2. 9/10.
6. Mario Kart Arcade GP. 9/10.
7. Mario Kart 8. 6/10.
8. Mario Kart Wii. 5.25/10.
9. Mario Kart 7. 5/10.
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash. 5/10.
11. Mario Kart DS. 5/10.
If your using lightweight characters then you will understand this
ALL THE BABIES SUCK ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! THEY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING MUSHROOM-NITRO POWERED KARTS OR BIKES AT THIS AGE! THEY ARE ANNOYING (ESPECIALLY THE GIRLS) AND CAN MATCH MY SPEED, THUS MEANING MARIO, LUIGI, PEACH, AND DAISY SECRETLY ADJUSTED THE CARBURETORS OF THEIR VEHICLES. DO NOT PICK THESE LITTLE TYKE TURDS. - AmtrakHan6993
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