Top 10 Reasons to Hate Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart Wii sucks major ass. I never want to play this game.

The Top Ten

1 Annoying Voices

Better option, swap the baby princesses and Bowser Jr. with regular characters like Dixie Kong, Lakitu, and Shy Guy and that would be a perfect roster!

A few, but I love Bowser Junior, Mario, and Yoshi. - HeavyDonkeyKong

The voices are annoying, hence the title.

Daisy, all babies, peach, wario, waluigi, mario, luigi, toad and toadette, dk, bowser jr, dry bowser, and especially funky kong - YOSHIA2121

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2 Game Does Not Take Place Anywhere In Western Canada

This list is the stupidest list I ever saw in my life. First of all, I love this game. Second of all, Western Canada is just a random excuse to hate on a good game. Their is much worst things a bout this list, but that is the length for a post, not a comment. - RalphBob

What the Hell does Western Canada have to do with Mario kart in the first place? Whoever said this is a total moron because Mario is a fictional character not someone in real life. Mario Kart Haters are idiots

Neither does Mario Kart 64! - HeavyDonkeyKong


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3 Characters Wear Dresses

You say you never want to play this game. Does that mean your judging a game before you even play it? - HeavyDonkeyKong

What kind of argument is that?

Whats that have to do with anything? What are princesses supposed to wear

Um people wear dresses in cars you know? - marble

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4 Overrated

How are they supposed to make King Boo make sense? It might not make sense, but it's a video game. Logic is clearly not the creators' first concern. Baby Daisy is probably because Peach and Daisy are here so it makes sense to have Baby Daisy if you have Baby Peach. Baby Luigi is not a new character in the Mario Kart series, as he was in Double Dash. When racing online, the stat differences barely make a difference, so just don't use Funky Kong.

Who is Baby Daisy? Why is she here? I'm okay with Funky Kong, but why do you need to unlock Baby Luigi, a new starter character? And, King Boo needs arms and legs to drive any vehicle.

Most characters rock, but I rank this roster a 1/10 because I was pretty pissed that Nintendo replaced Shy Guy with 2 even worse baby princesses.

Lol this isn't really an overrated game it tends to be one of people's least favorite of the MK games - marble

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5 Horrible Controls

Well, it is worth learning to be able to use those terrible Wii controls.

I've heard everyone boning about the controls, and these controls are lame! The 2 button is your gas pedal, but the control pad is for triggering items? What the suck?

*cough* Gamecube Controller *cough* *cough*


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6 Annoying Hairstyles

Why not hate on this game for reasons that actually matter? Like, I don't know, being screwed over at the end of the last lap of a race, or potentially getting blue shelled a few times in one single race! This is a great game but those are my main complaints! - HeavyDonkeyKong

That is just stupid. Please take it off the list and some characters don't even have hair.

what - YOSHIA2121

how - YOSHIA2121

7 Too Difficult

The expert class in Mario Kart Wii is as slow as heck! You have to rank 1 star to get Dry Bowser. I hate waiting 5 hours trying to unlock him because blue shells obliterate my way whenever I lead a track and even with Magikruiser and Dry Bones, I fall off a cliff. That's because Bowser Jr. stinks at racing and it was a harsh decision to unlock him.

The controls are hard to use especially drifting besides the

Whole Mario franchise should not ever exist because of crappy peach

And Mario always be mean to luigi that's why I hate Mario just like sonic be mean

To tails I hate sonic too.SO play something else other than Mario kart

Or crappy sonic play a good game like Minecraft or fall out 4.besides

Mario hogs up the video game industry

Somehow I got 3 stars in everything! Took me years though...

Besides mk8 and mkds - YOSHIA2121

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8 Princess Peach Princess Peach Princess Peach is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. She is usually the character who needs saved in most Mario Games, but also has appeared as a playable character in the Main-Series Mario Games, including Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Run, and even starred in more.

Shesin all of them, even the n64 one! But you seem to like that. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Princess Peach has road rage & tends to lose & purposely crash her vehicles. :(
She even snuck fully naked in Mario Kart Wii. :D

...Are You Serious? HOW CAN ONE CHARACTER that's BEEN IN THE WHOLE FRANCHISE RUIN ONLY ONE OF THE GAMES?!?!? ..Even Though I Don't Like Her She Gets Too Much Hate -,-

lol - YOSHIA2121

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9 Game Always Loads You Up with 50 or So Blue Shells and Other Items Right Before You're Going to Win the Race

How did no one add this until now? All the other reasons are stupid. - marble

I've been cheated so many times - YOSHIA2121

10 Awful Graphics

Actually, Mario Kart 8 has more advanced graphics than Mario Kart 64.

Better than n64 graphics. More advanced - HeavyDonkeyKong

At least they are colorful and not as bad as Mario kart 7's

Great point. All the Mario Kart games are really above-par, but are weak compared to the Mario RPGs that are older than Paper Mario: Sticker Star. - The Ultimate Daredevil (the man that made this list to prove why he finds the Mario Kart games to have some problems no matter what) to HeavyDonkeyKong, who must expose his large, sexy body

The Newcomers

? Mii

Oh god don't get me started on how much I HATE playing as the mii! The purple female miis voice is crap and if you play as a mii it's extremely hard to get in first and if you are lucky enough to get in first, oops! You've made a mistake! Here is your blue shell! Oh you've recovered and you didn't get in second place! Here is another one!

The Contenders

11 Daisy

What the crap. First off Daisy is amazing... second off if you don't like ONE CHARACTER then simply don't choose that character to begin with... simple - marble

Annoying screamer - YOSHIA2121

12 The Items Can Really Get Unfair

Blue shells... - marble

Sledge Bro

13 It's Not a Crossover

Crossover characters mean non-Mario characters like Link, Pokemon, Pikachu, Sonic, Pit, or Jigglypuff.

Why would Sonic, made by Sega, appear in Mario Kart, by Nintendo?

14 Bad Tracks

Great tracks, except the circuits! - HeavyDonkeyKong

The Peach courses suck!

Koopa cape makes the game worth playing - YOSHIA2121

FIRE THE HEAD OF MK for coming up with Moonview Highway, Nintendo because that track is nothing but a dark crap!

15 All the Mario Kart games that are older than Double Dash are way better than this

A retro fanboy put it here. I knew it would be here.

Traditionally, I meant to put "Most of the Classic Mario games are better than the Modern Mario games".

None of the maing ames have crossover characters! - HeavyDonkeyKong

1. Double Dash 10/10
2. 64 9.75/10
3. Wii 9.5/10
4. 7 9.25/10
5. DS 9.25/10
6. Super Circuit 9.25/10
7. Super Mario Kart 9.25/10
8. 8 I havbe only played a demo of Mario Kart 8 sty Gamestop, but that Demo was AWESOME! - HeavyDonkeyKong

16 Princess Peach's Voice Acting

This list is nothing but bull. Shut up about peach. - HeavyDonkeyKong

17 Funky Kong stole Petey Piranha's spot in this game

Funky Kong's Piranha Prowler has the same color as Petey Piranha.

Funky Kong is a great audition to the game

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19 Wi-Fi

Wifi has added a new layer of multiplayer! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Um this is actually amazing - marble

20 Mario Kart 64 is way better than this

It's better, but not way better. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Agreed but an opinion on another game being better can't ruin the game lol - marble

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