Top Ten Reasons to Hate Mario Kart 64

This game sucks! I hate Mario Kart 64! Here are reasons why! Mario Kart Double Dash is way better!

The Top Ten

1 The Graphics Are Terrible

It's game play that makes a game. Not graphics. - nintendofan126

You said yesterday that they were better than double dash's. You can't make up your mind.

Graphics don't make a game - venomouskillingmachine

Agreed - ToadF1

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2 Bad Courses

Maybe you haven't watched a video, they don't suck. In 1 course, you can actually find the SM64 castle in it! - Gamecubesarecool193

The courses are too long and really monotonus.

Ugh - ToadF1

3 You Keep Running Into Things

This is my second favorite Mario akrt game behind double dash! - HeavyDonkeyKong

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4 It's a Rip Off of Super Mario 64

How is it a rip-off? Both games were made by Nintendo, and they have nothing in common other than being Mario games. - nintendofan126

Can't rip off something if it is made by the same people. And it is a spin off - cdxtreme

Their both made by the same Company - ToadF1

5 It's the First Mario Kart With the Blue Shell

It makes the game fair buddy, stop being a baby - cdxtreme

6 Only One Unlockable

It have only one Unlockable! The mirror mode which is called the Extra mode in MK64! - Danteem

7 Bad Controls

I hate the controls of this game! The controls in Double Dash are better! Mario Kart 8 have the best controls! - Danteem

8 No Extra Characters

That's sounds kinda boring playing the same old characters over and over again. - Chaotixhero

I think you should like this game! Luigi is in it! (Though it's a Easter egg I think)

In a way this is good because the characters are more likely to be more balanced, right? - HeavyDonkeyKong

No Daisy and Koopa was cut... WHY?

9 It's Glitchy V 1 Comment
10 No Extra Karts

Only a kart! Mamma mia! This is terrible!

Lame - ToadF1

The Contenders

11 Cheating AI I even need to say it?

12 The Fans

They Suck. They only like it for nostalgia. that's it.

No seriously, why they are so rude?
They hate all the Mario kart Double dash fan... Mario KART DOUBLE DASH IS 100000000000 WAY BETTER THAN Mario KART 64. Come on! The Mario kart 64 courses are long and monotonous and this game have only a f#####g kart and only 8 characters! Mario kart double dash have 20 characters and 21 karts!

Their Bitches.. - ToadF1

13 It Could Blind you with Nostalgia
14 Getting spun by the walls
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