Top Ten Reasons to Hate Mario Kart 64

This game sucks! I hate Mario Kart 64! Here are reasons why! Mario Kart Double Dash is way better!

The Top Ten

1 The Graphics Are Terrible

I agrww with this statement because one time when I attempted to play it it give me cataracts - NailgunJesus

It's game play that makes a game. Not graphics. - nintendofan126

You said yesterday that they were better than double dash's. You can't make up your mind.

Graphics don't make a game - venomouskillingmachine

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2 Bad Courses

Maybe you haven't watched a video, they don't suck. In 1 course, you can actually find the SM64 castle in it! - Gamecubesarecool193

The courses are too long and really monotonus.

3 It's a Rip Off of Super Mario 64

It is a rip of super mario 64 because when I was playing one of the courses I saw princess peach castle! rip of - NailgunJesus

How is it a rip-off? Both games were made by Nintendo, and they have nothing in common other than being Mario games. - nintendofan126

Can't rip off something if it is made by the same people. And it is a spin off - cdxtreme

4 You Keep Running Into Things

I don't, but you do - cdxtreme

This is my second favorite Mario akrt game behind double dash! - HeavyDonkeyKong

5 Only One Unlockable
6 It's Glitchy

I'll agree with this one. - IronSabbathPriest

7 No Extra Characters

That's sounds kinda boring playing the same old characters over and over again. - Chaotixhero

I think you should like this game! Luigi is in it! (Though it's a Easter egg I think)

In a way this is good because the characters are more likely to be more balanced, right? - HeavyDonkeyKong

No Daisy and Koopa was cut... WHY?

8 Bad Controls
9 It's the First Mario Kart With the Blue Shell

It makes the game fair buddy, stop being a baby - cdxtreme

10 No Extra Karts

The guy under me doesn't know that mario kart only had one kart back in the day so dumb

Only a kart! Mamma mia! This is terrible!

The Contenders

11 Cheating AI I even need to say it?

12 The Fans

They Suck. They only like it for nostalgia. that's it.

No seriously, why they are so rude?
They hate all the Mario kart Double dash fan... Mario KART DOUBLE DASH IS 100000000000 WAY BETTER THAN Mario KART 64. Come on! The Mario kart 64 courses are long and monotonous and this game have only a f#####g kart and only 8 characters! Mario kart double dash have 20 characters and 21 karts!

13 It Could Blind you with Nostalgia
14 Everyone Uses Yoshi

so what - AnimeSucksAzz969x

15 Getting Spun by the Walls
16 Spinning Out Takes Way Too Long

Every time you bump into something you spin out for about 5 seconds! And due to the track being poorly made, it’s almost certain you’re bump into something. Take Choco Mountain. You fly off a ramp, hit the wall and spend about 10 seconds falling back down.

17 The Tracks Do Not Age Well
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