Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nintendo

Megatron939
I cannot believe that Nintendo is even likable by even one person AT ALL! Nintendo is utter trash!

The Top Ten

1 Childish Games

Whoever made this list let me tell you something. You suck.

He wouldn't have video games if it weren't for Nintendo. And he says they suck? Screw him definitely. - Trenchpit777

First off, having no blood and having an E rating does NOT make a game childish and just for kids. Secondly, I thought Disney was for kids! People don't hate Disney for being "for kids" so why are people hating Nintendo for being "For kids"? - HeavyDonkeyKong

Are you kidding me?! They are not childish they are fun well Mario is fun, Batman: The Video Game is addicting. Some Call of Duty Games suck

How is having games for kids bad?

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2 Poor Graphics

Because they care about how fun the game is, rather than how many pixels are on the screen! - Harri666

Games are not about the graphics. you don't just look at a screen shot and say 'THAT IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD! ' Even if it's looks pretty. Nintendo has been always about the gameplay. And if you STILL think graphics first, the Wii U games has been stunningly amazing. BUT as I said, it's all about the gameplay.

Well if the most popular games have the best graphics, then that's what people expect from games made in present and future times. Lots of good games have crap graphics, but they're ancient. This is a sign of laziness. Looks sell more than quality in this day in age. The most important thing is to at least TRY to make the games look interesting.

Um.. Excuse me... You can't judge the game because of graphics. It's about the gameplay. And if you have seen some of Nintendo's new games like some on the Wii U, then you wouldn't be even saying this. They have some good graphics! And even if Nintendo DIDN'T have these graphics, it wouldn't matter because it's about the gameplay.

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3 No innovations

Let's see... Motion controls, 3D gameplay, The N64, - Pizzaboy456

Are you kidding me sony and Microsoft make little to no innovation at all Nintendo changes everything with their consoles

Nintendo innovates, others imitate

I bet you did not know this but Nintendo saved the game industry in the 1980's.So they paved the way for many games.

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4 Princess Peach as a baby/toddler

Yeah. She doesn't deserve to be in Mario Kart, but I can think of 100 more reasons to hate PlayStation that are worse than this - Pizzaboy456

But there already is a baby peach...

Meh, yeah.

BAWWW! DIS KIMPINY MID A KARACTER I DENT LIEK! EM GONA HAT the HOLE KIMPINY BIKUZ EF that! - This person's logic in a nutshell.

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5 Sonic Boom games

Since Nintendo had the least to do with this, please take this off the list. Nintendo can probably buy SEGA, as it is the The Walt Disney Company of video games (after all, both companies are gigantic enough to have a slew of painfully underrated entries). Also, check out the porn pics of Amy Rose (Sonic Boom) without fur such as DexterCockburn's pictures of Amy Rose and Coco Bandicoot being gay. My top favorite Nintendo game is Kirby & the Amazing Mirror, which will dominate many of my lists, like my top hated video Nintendo game which is Mario's Early Years. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Sonic is Sega. I'm sorry, but you can say Nintendo is bad for Sega's issues

Sonic is Sega. Sorry, dude.

Sonic sucks but WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO DOESN'T SUCK I'M PRETTY SURE THIS LIST IS JUST A JOKE!

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6 Boring Gameplay

Boring... Gameplay? So your telling me that Metroid, Pokemon and Zelda have boring gameplay?

Your seriously getting a FALCO PUNCH

Okay. Somebody Needs To Teach This Stupid Call of Duty Fanboy A Lesson.

Call of Duty is also boring. No. Call of Duty is SO boring, it makes Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, Sonic's Schoolhouse and Dalmatians 3 blush.

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7 Princess Daisy's Voice

I voted for this so Legend of Zelda might go down.

So annoying

Hi I'm Daisy!
Please kill me.
This is like the only reasonable reason I've come across - PaperMarioFan

DAIZEE sucks BUT DIZ LIZT sucks TOO

8 The Legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda (original) gets a 7/10 (Good) score.

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link gets a 5.5/10 (Mediocre to Okay) score.

Zelda (Game & Watch) gets a 6.5/10 (Okay to Good) score.

The Legend of Zelda (T.V. series) gets a 2.5/10 (Painful to Bad) score.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past gets a 7/10 (Good) score.

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening gets a 6.5/10 (Okay to Good) score.
The only flaw is that Princess Peach appears in this game instead of Princess Daisy of Sarasa Land and Super Mario himself.

Link: The Faces of Evil/Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon gets a 2.5/10 (Painful to Bad) score.

Zelda's Adventure gets a 2/10 (Painful) score.

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening gets a 7/10 (Good) score.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time gets an 8/10 (Great) score for the most part.

The Legend of Zelda comic books/manga all get a 6/10 (Okay) score.

Super Smash Bros. (the original) gets a 30/10 ...more

Megatron 939 go to hell you Call of Duty fan

Can't people just like or dislike things as they please, Jesus, ya'll are toxic, I thought that the Nintendo community was supposed to be friendly, also, why do so many Nintendo fanboys hate people that enjoy games like gears or Call of Duty? I personally don't hate Nintendo themselves but I do hate a considerable amount of their fan base, Nintendo is far from perfect however, I will say that many of the reasons that people do hate Nintendo are ridiculous, "The Legend of Zelda" being one of the worst that I have ever heard, I can understand if people don't find enjoyment within someone else's favorite game, but that doesn't mean that it sucks

Not just zelda, but many of their games are repetitive, can we please get rid of that stupid green shirt
they should call it legend of the green shirt dude...
I also don't like the satanic path they went down with pokemon and they also saved the satanic bayonetta series. nothing screams family friendly like a angel murdering witch who strips naked with every spell she casts... I am so done with Nintendo..

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9 Super Mario Bros.

Well Megatron939... Call of Duty would not exist if this series did not exist, SO HA! - Pastakirby7

There is a possibly that Sega would have save the game industry. Just saying - Chaotixhero

This game saved the video game industry, if this and the nes never existed then video gaming wouldn't exist - Harri666

You're just a Call of Duty fanboy. This is a classic, and you hate it with no reason at all. Go make a list on the best shooter franchises or something like that.

You're definitely right!

The person above me is replying to someone who said "Call of duty is a bad game" - 50

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10 Princess peach is the most famous female character so far

And that makes a good reason to hate Nintendo why?

That makes her a bad character?

I'm think she a bad character.

The real one should be Susie. - GigaDrill

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The Contenders

11 Factory bosses won't let workers take bathroom breaks

The smell must be pretty bad.

The floor is probably very sticky.

Only thing that sucks about nintendo nothing else

That is the same thing with Sony and Microsoft or and PC company

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12 Pokemon

Call of Duty is much more repetitive than Pokemon.

I swear, if this Megatron guy isn't a troll, he is insane.

You are worse than Adolf Hitler. I sentence you to 1049568291785763827894792754 lives in prison.

Take that back bastard, or you will get a thunderbolt on you you bitch!

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13 Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games series

One reason to hate this series - the team/relations of Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Amy Rose & Blaze the Cat. What?! I HATE BLAZE THE CAT & PRINCESS DAISY'S RIVALRY!

Those honestly suck... This is your only good point

There were some good titles in that series. Also, I’m pretty sure sega developed these anyway. - Omasunner

14 Unrealism

Really? Just really? How does a game being realistic make it fun? You are telling me that if I made a game simulating walking to work, it would be fun? What is your problem?

I can make an argument that Call of Duty isn't realistic either, you know. - SlimVeggie

So let me get this straight, your saying that Nintendo is bad because it unrealistic? Since when are video games supposed to be realistic? - nintendofan126

Call of Duty is about as unrealistic as it gets if you ask me - thunderstar1124

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15 Virtual Boy

I like Virtual Boy.

You can't hate a company just for one short lived console. - drdevil

One of the few reasonable things on this list

VIRTAUL BOE sucks but DIZ LIZT sucks

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16 Instructions Not In English

Who looks at instructions?

I like the instructions.

Pretty sure the Instructions are easy to figure out anyway. - PaperMarioFan

Except they are, as long as you’re buying it in the right language. Also, the switch doesn’t even have those, so... - Omasunner

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17 Nintendo Snuck a Phallic Shaped Vibe Scepter in Super Princess Peach

Snuck a scepter in princess peach?

I like sneaking scepters into Princess Peach.

Who was the first to sneak a scepter into Princess Peach.

How big was the scepter?

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18 The Nintendo Entertainment System

I like the Nintendo Entertainment System.

It saved gaming.

I'd criticize the GBA.

I love it, even today. - Kaboom

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19 Princess Peach gets kidnapped a lot

If that wouldn't happen then what is the Point of the game! Just walking as Mario (or luigi)

Seriously, I agree with all of you, but why is this on here twice? - GentleTrouter

I mean, try a different plot for once. When they do though, everyone hates it for some reason. - GentleTrouter

Can she get like guns or security "-

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20 They Copy Sony and Microsoft

Nintendo came first sir. THEY NEVER COPY!. I hate Megatron939, A WHINY Call of Duty FANBOY! - Pastakirby7

Actually, Sony and Microsoft copied them.

Dude, you are utter trash! Nintendo came out first! Then Sony second, then Xbox last. Get your facts right, Call of Duty fanboy!

No one copied.They each have their own innovations. - pugiscool

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