Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nintendo

Megatron939
I cannot believe that Nintendo is even likable by even one person AT ALL! Nintendo is utter trash!

The Top Ten

1 Childish Games

Whoever made this list let me tell you something. You suck.

He wouldn't have video games if it weren't for Nintendo. And he says they suck? Screw him definitely. - Trenchpit777

First off, having no blood and having an E rating does NOT make a game childish and just for kids. Secondly, I thought Disney was for kids! People don't hate Disney for being "for kids" so why are people hating Nintendo for being "For kids"? - HeavyDonkeyKong

Are you kidding me?! They are not childish they are fun well Mario is fun, Batman: The Video Game is addicting. Some Call of Duty Games suck

These comments explain that 100% of nintendon't fans are only stupid kids

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2 Poor Graphics

Because they care about how fun the game is, rather than how many pixels are on the screen! - Harri666

Games are not about the graphics. you don't just look at a screen shot and say 'THAT IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD! ' Even if it's looks pretty. Nintendo has been always about the gameplay. And if you STILL think graphics first, the Wii U games has been stunningly amazing. BUT as I said, it's all about the gameplay.

Nintendo could say yes to Archie Comics!

Dude graphics don't matter I literally go on a website to play the original super Mario bros and I tried to get a ds game that was like 17 years old (Mario and Luigi par tears in time if you wanted to know) and the graphics weren't as good as they are today but as long as I can clearly see what is on the screen (like a cat or dog) and the game play is good then graphics don't matter. Megatron939 ever thought of changing your name to Megadork9000

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3 The Legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda (original) gets a 7/10 (Good) score.

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link gets a 5.5/10 (Mediocre to Okay) score.

Zelda (Game & Watch) gets a 6.5/10 (Okay to Good) score.

The Legend of Zelda (T.V. series) gets a 2.5/10 (Painful to Bad) score.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past gets a 7/10 (Good) score.

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening gets a 6.5/10 (Okay to Good) score.
The only flaw is that Princess Peach appears in this game instead of Princess Daisy of Sarasa Land and Super Mario himself.

Link: The Faces of Evil/Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon gets a 2.5/10 (Painful to Bad) score.

Zelda's Adventure gets a 2/10 (Painful) score.

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening gets a 7/10 (Good) score.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time gets an 8/10 (Great) score for the most part.

The Legend of Zelda comic books/manga all get a 6/10 (Okay) score.

Super Smash Bros. (the original) gets a 30/10 ...more

Megatron 939 go to hell you Call of Duty fan

Can't people just like or dislike things as they please, Jesus, ya'll are toxic, I thought that the Nintendo community was supposed to be friendly, also, why do so many Nintendo fanboys hate people that enjoy games like gears or Call of Duty? I personally don't hate Nintendo themselves but I do hate a considerable amount of their fan base, Nintendo is far from perfect however, I will say that many of the reasons that people do hate Nintendo are ridiculous, "The Legend of Zelda" being one of the worst that I have ever heard, I can understand if people don't find enjoyment within someone else's favorite game, but that doesn't mean that it sucks

Not just zelda, but many of their games are repetitive, can we please get rid of that stupid green shirt
they should call it legend of the green shirt dude...
I also don't like the satanic path they went down with pokemon and they also saved the satanic bayonetta series. nothing screams family friendly like a angel murdering witch who strips naked with every spell she casts... I am so done with Nintendo..

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4 No innovations

Let's see... Motion controls, 3D gameplay, The N64, - Pizzaboy456

Are you kidding me sony and Microsoft make little to no innovation at all Nintendo changes everything with their consoles

Nintendo innovates, others imitate

Motion controls are stolen from Philips and iLife, 3D gameplay was on pc first and n64 what? Nintendo sucks so bad it's not even funny. PS4 pro on a 4k T.V. together with PSVR versus a Switch. There is no competition, PS4 is a high end gaming console and Switch a ridiculous kids toy. Where is the glorious motion control today? It was a useless gimmick like all nintendo 'innovations'. Nintendo was good but they really suck now and it's time for them to just give up. They should focus on software for little kids like Pokemon, Mario etc.

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5 Princess Peach as a baby/toddler

Yeah. She doesn't deserve to be in Mario Kart, but I can think of 100 more reasons to hate PlayStation that are worse than this - Pizzaboy456

But there already is a baby peach...

BAWWW! DIS KIMPINY MID A KARACTER I DENT LIEK! EM GONA HAT the HOLE KIMPINY BIKUZ EF that! - This person's logic in a nutshell.

PEECH SUKS BUT DIZ LIZT sucks 2

6 Sonic Boom games

Since Nintendo had the least to do with this, please take this off the list. Nintendo can probably buy SEGA, as it is the The Walt Disney Company of video games (after all, both companies are gigantic enough to have a slew of painfully underrated entries). Also, check out the porn pics of Amy Rose (Sonic Boom) without fur such as DexterCockburn's pictures of Amy Rose and Coco Bandicoot being gay. My top favorite Nintendo game is Kirby & the Amazing Mirror, which will dominate many of my lists, like my top hated video Nintendo game which is Mario's Early Years. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Sonic is Sega. I'm sorry, but you can say Nintendo is bad for Sega's issues

Sonic is Sega. Sorry, dude.

Sonic sucks but WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO DOESN'T SUCK I'M PRETTY SURE THIS LIST IS JUST A JOKE!

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7 Boring Gameplay

Boring... Gameplay? So your telling me that Metroid, Pokemon and Zelda have boring gameplay?

Your seriously getting a FALCO PUNCH

Okay. Somebody Needs To Teach This Stupid Call of Duty Fanboy A Lesson.

Call of Duty is also boring. No. Call of Duty is SO boring, it makes Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, Sonic's Schoolhouse and Dalmatians 3 blush.

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8 Factory bosses won't let workers take bathroom breaks

The smell must be pretty bad.

The floor is probably very sticky.

Only thing that sucks about nintendo nothing else

? What does this matter? They can wear diapers if they want and their a GAMING COMPANY..
NOT A FACTORY YOU PHOCO PATH.

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9 Princess Daisy's Voice

I voted for this so Legend of Zelda might go down.

Hi I'm Daisy!
Please kill me.
This is like the only reasonable reason I've come across - PaperMarioFan

DAIZEE sucks BUT DIZ LIZT sucks TOO

10 Earthbound

... Wow. Megatron is an idiot. He's probably never played an Earthbound game in his life ever. He probably just saw somebody talking about it and assumed: That game looks stupid. Also, how can you give EB64 a 7/10? IT DIDN'T EVEN COME OUT! Mother 3 is the best games ever by the way, I don't care what you say. It was emotional without being stupidly dramatic, it had very good gameplay, balanced difficulty, memorable characters, and it was hilarious... it's not even that 'kiddy' of a game as you complain. It's dark, people die and Porky's evil for the fun of it. He just makes monsters out of machines and living things, forcing you to kill things that were once good and have no choice but to attack under brainwashing. It's a lot darker than you think.

Mother (aka Earthbound Zero) gets a 7/10 (Good to Great) score.

Earthbound (aka Mother 2) gets a 7.5/10 (Good to Great) score.

The cancelled Earthbound 64 gets a 7.0 (Okay to Good) score.

Super Smash Bros. (the original) gets a 35/10 (Platinum) score.

Super Smash Bros. Melee gets a 6.5 (Okay to Good) score.

Mother 3 gets a 7.5/10 (Good) score.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl gets a 10/10 (Masterpiece) score.

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS gets a 9.5/10 (Amazing to Masterpiece) score.

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U gets a 10/10 (Masterpiece) score.

The main character of mother is more famous in smash then in mother

LMFAO! Why do you hate MOTHER so much? I'm 99% sure you just can't use Ness's recovery in Smash Bros. The graphics looked beautiful for the 90s, the dialogue is quirky, and gives you a reason to talk to everyone, the story was amazing, and it inspired the second best selling video game franchise of all time, Pokemon.

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The Contenders

11 Mother 3

Can someone please, kill megatron. - TristGamer

Megatron, Mother 3 was a great game with a highly developed story. Are you literally mental? I know Nintendo has made some mistakes but Mother 3 was not a mistake

Megatron, are you on drugs or something?

Play a game with good graphics. Call of Duty has great realistic graphics. Grand Theft Auto does as well. TLOZ and Mario Galaxy are very colorful. Earthbound is just bland.

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12 Princess peach is the most famous female character so far

And that makes a good reason to hate Nintendo why?

That makes her a bad character?

I'm think she a bad character.

The real one should be Susie. - GigaDrill

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13 Wii

Some radio station had a contest called hold your Wee to get a Wii, and a lady held it until she died.

Stop talking about the women that died from that radio contest. You just blame Nintendo for a contest that station was fully responsible. It's like somebody shoots your friend and instead of blaming the killer, you blame the company that made the gun.

The only reasons to hate the wii is that it's underpowered and no game updates. And that's it everything else is good.

I hate the motion controls

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14 Mother

Are you kidding? This is the best NES game ever.

Sweet MOTHER of good you are sad - Pizzaboy456

YOO SUK what DOO YOO have AGAINZT ERFBOND/MODAR

15 Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games series

One reason to hate this series - the team/relations of Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Amy Rose & Blaze the Cat. What?! I HATE BLAZE THE CAT & PRINCESS DAISY'S RIVALRY!

Those honestly suck... This is your only good point

16 Unrealism

Really? Just really? How does a game being realistic make it fun? You are telling me that if I made a game simulating walking to work, it would be fun? What is your problem?

I can make an argument that Call of Duty isn't realistic either, you know. - SlimVeggie

So let me get this straight, your saying that Nintendo is bad because it unrealistic? Since when are video games supposed to be realistic? - nintendofan126

Call of Duty is about as unrealistic as it gets if you ask me - thunderstar1124

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17 Nintendo Snuck a Phallic Shaped Vibe Scepter in Super Princess Peach

Snuck a scepter in princess peach?

I like sneaking scepters into Princess Peach.

Who was the first to sneak a scepter into Princess Peach.

How big was the scepter?

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18 Virtual Boy

I like Virtual Boy.

One of the few reasonable things on this list

You can't hate a company just for one short lived console. - drdevil

VIRTAUL BOE sucks but DIZ LIZT sucks

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19 Ness Ness

Seriously what do you have against Earthbound?

I think Megatron has a serious grudge against Mother/Earthbound..-. - PaperMarioFan

NEZZ Is AUZOM DOE

20 Super Mario Bros.

Well Megatron939... Call of Duty would not exist if this series did not exist, SO HA! - Pastakirby7

There is a possibly that Sega would have save the game industry. Just saying - Chaotixhero

This game saved the video game industry, if this and the nes never existed then video gaming wouldn't exist - Harri666

You're just a Call of Duty fanboy. This is a classic, and you hate it with no reason at all. Go make a list on the best shooter franchises or something like that.

You're definitely right!

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1. No innovations
2. Princess Peach as a baby/toddler
3. Sonic Boom games
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1. Childish Games
2. Poor Graphics
3. Boring Gameplay
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1. Earthbound
2. Mother 3
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