Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nintendo

Megatron939
I cannot believe that Nintendo is even likable by even one person AT ALL! Nintendo is utter trash!

The Top Ten

1 Childish Games

Whoever made this list let me tell you something. You suck.

He wouldn't have video games if it weren't for Nintendo. And he says they suck? Screw him definitely. - Trenchpit777

First off, having no blood and having an E rating does NOT make a game childish and just for kids. Secondly, I thought Disney was for kids! People don't hate Disney for being "for kids" so why are people hating Nintendo for being "For kids"? - HeavyDonkeyKong

Are you kidding me?! They are not childish they are fun well Mario is fun, Batman: The Video Game is addicting. Some Call of Duty Games suck

Anyone else realize this list is a huge prank?

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2 Poor Graphics

Because they care about how fun the game is, rather than how many pixels are on the screen! - Harri666

Games are not about the graphics. you don't just look at a screen shot and say 'THAT IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD! ' Even if it's looks pretty. Nintendo has been always about the gameplay. And if you STILL think graphics first, the Wii U games has been stunningly amazing. BUT as I said, it's all about the gameplay.

Nintendo could say yes to Archie Comics!

Well if the most popular games have the best graphics, then that's what people expect from games made in present and future times. Lots of good games have crap graphics, but they're ancient. This is a sign of laziness. Looks sell more than quality in this day in age. The most important thing is to at least TRY to make the games look interesting.

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3 The Legend of Zelda

Megatron 939 go to hell you Call of Duty fan

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time is seen as the best or the second best game of all time on every top ten video games of all time list there is. I wonder if a Call of Duty game ever got on a top ten best games list. Oh Right! It NEVER DID

Who ever put The legend of Zelda on here have 10 second to run.

Garbage game. Anyone that likes Zelda has a fetish for blonde people with long hair

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4 No innovations

Are you kidding me sony and Microsoft make little to no innovation at all Nintendo changes everything with their consoles

Let's see... Motion controls, 3D gameplay, The N64, - Pizzaboy456

Nintendo innovates, others imitate

Say that to your 200 hours in the last EA soccer game, that brings nothing new to the table. - toptenzen

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5 Princess Peach as a baby/toddler

Yeah. She doesn't deserve to be in Mario Kart, but I can think of 100 more reasons to hate PlayStation that are worse than this - Pizzaboy456

Baby Peach is bad enough. But it shouldn't be a reason to hate Nintendo. - Squirrel719

But there already is a baby peach...

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6 Boring Gameplay

Boring... Gameplay? So your telling me that Metroid, Pokemon and Zelda have boring gameplay?

Your seriously getting a FALCO PUNCH

Boring? Really Megatron? You are a dirty stupid horrid jerk who doesn't have a taste in gaming at all. And you're saying Nintendo is trash? YOU ARE TRASH! Mario, Zelda and Pokemon are NOT BORING. Really you need to jump into a volcano AND HAVE A HORRIBLE LIFE IN THE UNDERWORLD.

Megatron, please go do humanity a favor and go punch yourself 20 times.

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7 Factory bosses won't let workers take bathroom breaks

The smell must be pretty bad.

The floor is probably very sticky.

Only thing that sucks about nintendo nothing else

ZO Y DOO U CARE

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8 Sonic Boom games

Sonic is Sega. I'm sorry, but you can say Nintendo is bad for Sega's issues

Oh so its Nintendo's fault that sega had a great brain to tell Cartoon Network hey you want to change sonic Nintendo rocks

Sonic is made by Sega, not Nintendo, dumbass!

I'm not even going to explain why you're wrong... - toptenzen

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9 Earthbound

... Wow. Megatron is an idiot. He's probably never played an Earthbound game in his life ever. He probably just saw somebody talking about it and assumed: That game looks stupid. Also, how can you give EB64 a 7/10? IT DIDN'T EVEN COME OUT! Mother 3 is the best games ever by the way, I don't care what you say. It was emotional without being stupidly dramatic, it had very good gameplay, balanced difficulty, memorable characters, and it was hilarious... it's not even that 'kiddy' of a game as you complain. It's dark, people die and Porky's evil for the fun of it. He just makes monsters out of machines and living things, forcing you to kill things that were once good and have no choice but to attack under brainwashing. It's a lot darker than you think.

Mother (aka Earthbound Zero) gets a 7/10 (Good to Great) score.

Earthbound (aka Mother 2) gets a 7.5/10 (Good to Great) score.

The cancelled Earthbound 64 gets a 7.0 (Okay to Good) score.

Super Smash Bros. (the original) gets a 35/10 (Platinum) score.

Super Smash Bros. Melee gets a 6.5 (Okay to Good) score.

Mother 3 gets a 7.5/10 (Good) score.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl gets a 10/10 (Masterpiece) score.

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS gets a 9.5/10 (Amazing to Masterpiece) score.

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U gets a 10/10 (Masterpiece) score.

The main character of mother is more famous in smash then in mother

LMFAO! Why do you hate MOTHER so much? I'm 99% sure you just can't use Ness's recovery in Smash Bros. The graphics looked beautiful for the 90s, the dialogue is quirky, and gives you a reason to talk to everyone, the story was amazing, and it inspired the second best selling video game franchise of all time, Pokemon.

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10 Mother 3

Can someone please, kill megatron. - TristGamer

Megatron, Mother 3 was a great game with a highly developed story. Are you literally mental? I know Nintendo has made some mistakes but Mother 3 was not a mistake

Megatron, are you on drugs or something?

Play a game with good graphics. Call of Duty has great realistic graphics. Grand Theft Auto does as well. TLOZ and Mario Galaxy are very colorful. Earthbound is just bland.

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The Newcomers

? Their most loyal fans are hypocrites

So they blame other game companies for putting in microtransactions in their games but at the same time, defend Nintendo's copyright strikes on free fan-made games for the necessity of money. Remember, microtransactions are optional and their games are beatable without them, so it's only there for business purposes. However, Nintendo's takedown of fan-made games is a stab in the back to the fans who made them, basically meaning the only way to play as Nintendo's characters is to buy their games. And remember, almost no other game company did those takedowns of free fan-made games dedicated to them. - SelfDestruct

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The Contenders

11 Princess Daisy's Voice

I voted for this so Legend of Zelda might go down.

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12 Wii

Some radio station had a contest called hold your Wee to get a Wii, and a lady held it until she died.

Stop talking about the women that died from that radio contest. You just blame Nintendo for a contest that station was fully responsible. It's like somebody shoots your friend and instead of blaming the killer, you blame the company that made the gun.

The only reasons to hate the wii is that it's underpowered and no game updates. And that's it everything else is good.

Why are you blaming Nintendo for the lady's death? Blame the radio station, not Nintendo.

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13 Princess peach is the most famous female character so far

And that makes a good reason to hate Nintendo why?

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14 Nintendo Snuck a Phallic Shaped Vibe Scepter in Super Princess Peach

Snuck a scepter in princess peach?

I like sneaking scepters into Princess Peach.

Who was the first to sneak a scepter into Princess Peach.

Princess Peach likes scepters.

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15 Mother

Are you kidding? This is the best NES game ever.

Sweet MOTHER of good you are sad - Pizzaboy456

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16 Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games series

One reason to hate this series - the team/relations of Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Amy Rose & Blaze the Cat. What?! I HATE BLAZE THE CAT & PRINCESS DAISY'S RIVALRY!

Those honestly suck... This is your only good point

17 Unrealism

Really? Just really? How does a game being realistic make it fun? You are telling me that if I made a game simulating walking to work, it would be fun? What is your problem?

I can make an argument that Call of Duty isn't realistic either, you know. - SlimVeggie

So let me get this straight, your saying that Nintendo is bad because it unrealistic? Since when are video games supposed to be realistic? - nintendofan126

Isn't the point of video games to escape from the real world? Why would you want it to be realistic? - toptenzen

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18 Super Mario Bros.

Well Megatron939... Call of Duty would not exist if this series did not exist, SO HA! - Pastakirby7

There is a possibly that Sega would have save the game industry. Just saying - Chaotixhero

This game saved the video game industry, if this and the nes never existed then video gaming wouldn't exist - Harri666

True story: I used to play Super Mario Bros games when I was a kid but when I was bullied by kids of the same age as I was at the age of 10 for playing these games instead of games like Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto, Battlefield, etc., I just couldn't live with the embarrassment and ditched Mario Bros for good. So, I started playing Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto games and those games were much more fun and they grew on me. Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto helped me gain confidence while Mario only gave me embarrassment in the end. I learned that I had to be more mature as life went on so I quit almost all of my childhood E-rated games and switched mostly to M-rated ones. - SelfDestruct

If it's that crappy Daisy and Rosalina's fanbase? Then yes

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19 Instructions Not In English

Pretty sure the Instructions are easy to figure out anyway. - PaperMarioFan

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20 Ness Ness

Seriously what do you have against Earthbound?

I think Megatron has a serious grudge against Mother/Earthbound..-. - PaperMarioFan

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