Morbid's Gaming Talk Show #4 - Nintendo

So one day I ordered a Playstation 4 Pro which came with Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare (With Modern Warfare), and Grand Theft Auto V. I go outside when I see that they delivered my new console, and I was so excited I opened it up to see something bad happened. They messed up my order with someone elses.

The Bastard ended up giving me a Wii U with Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, and New Super Luigi U. What the hell you retard? I asked for a PS4 Pro, not a Wii U.

If you didn't know, I absolutely hate Nintendo consoles. If anything, they could've at least given me an Xbox One, which also sucks. The Wii U is just another one of those crap consoles, which deserves a super long rant, and why the Playstation 4 is better.

The Games: There are a lot of great games the The Playstation 4 and Xbox One. These games include Grand Theft Auto V, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered, Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain, Wolfenstein: The New Order, and Tom Clancy's The Division. They also have good upcoming games which include Mass Effect: Andromeda, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, and Red Dead Redemption 2. Does the Wii U have these games? No. They have Super Mario Bros, New Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario Maker, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario This, Mario that. Literally every single game features Mario, and if you think Mario sucks, then you're out of luck. Plus, nearly every game on there is rated E for Everyone. The Wii U does have Backwards Compatibility, but even those games suck and at least the PS4 lets you play PS2 games and PS3 games using Playstation Now.

Hardware: The Wii U uses the past gen gaming hardware, so games will not look as great, not run as good. For example, the Wii U uses a Tri-Core Processer. The PS4 and Xbox One both use Octa-Core Processers that both run much faster than the Wii U. The Wii U also only uses 2 GB Ram, while the others use 8 GBs of Ram, thus causing the Wii U to run crap games much slower than the other consoles.

The Controller: The Wii U controller is just a gamepad, and while better than the Wii Remote which requires you to stand up and move around, the gamepad is basically a larger version of the Nintendo DS, and even the Apple iPad would make a better tablet than this. At least the Xbox One and Playstation 4 use regular controllers.

Features: Until the Wii U came out, Nintendo used a friend code system, which requires you to use random codes, so you can't have your own badass gamertag. The online is free, but it still sucks today and I'd rather have to pay to play GTA and Call of Duty than play crap games for free. If you wanted to share a screenshot or upload a video, you have to play a certain game and upload it to Miiverse then Youtube. It's better than the Xbox one where you can only record 5 minutes of gameplay, but the PS4 lets you record for an hour, share it to Youtube and Dailymotion, and lets you share your photos to Facebook. The PS4 and Xbox one also have Livestreaming that the Wii U doesn't have, and all this for the PS4 is free unlike the Xbox One.

So after realizing how bad the Wii U is compared to the PS4, and knowing that it makes the Xbox One (which also sucks) look like a great console, I decided to let the retarded delivery guy know that he messed up my order and I should've gotten a PS4 Pro instead of a Wii U. A few days later, I would be seen enjoying my new Pro console playing Grand Theft Auto V online.


The Wii U and Switch are getting Zelda Breath of the Wild. Look at the reveal trailer. - Skullkid755

I Saw the trailer for the Switch and must say Nintendo is probably going to lose again to Xbox and Playstation the switch isn't up to the standards of gaming today. - christangrant

No but the fact that it's a handheld and a console and a tablet will probably make it sell well, and let's not forget, people have been hyped for Zelda Breath of the Wild for a long time. - Skullkid755

You do have a point but they will probably release 300 versions of it just like they did with the 3ds plus it barely has any space (I think it only has 36 GB) which is good for a handheld but not for a console - christangrant

I love Nintendo - TwilightKitsune

Me too - visitor

Their handhelds are great even if they aren't the best at consoles. I still like the PSP 3000 almost as much as the 3ds though. - Skullkid755

Good Review, Even Though I Love Nintendo, But I Agree That the Fanbase Does Kinda Suck (You know the Ones who Hate Many Non-Nintendo Stuff? ) The switch looks meh but the I seen the art for the boxes and they look OK In my opinion - VideoGamefan5

Nintendo ruled the past, now they come up last. Still buying the switch though ;P - cjWriter1997

Does it matter if the Wii U has many E-rated games? - visitor

You were too harsh on the delivery guy. I don't think they control what you get they just bring what they are told to bring to you. - Skullkid755

Um, okay, no offense, but are you guys really taking someone with THIS username (not to mention attitude toward the gaming industry) seriously? Honestly, think about it for a second - xandermartin98