Reasons to Hate Paw Patrol

The Top Ten

1 They talk and fly and drive

It makes no sense. Dogs can't drive, talk, fly, or dive with a submarine.

So what? The toys in Toy story do that too!

Your profile picture should be a paw patrol logo with a red X on it. - EpicJake

I don't have a problem with that... BUT THEY ARE WITH HUMANS FOR LORD'S SAKE

2 The sayings like 'chase is on the case"

One of the most annoying parts of this show - EpicJake

If you hate paw patrol then keep it for yourself!

MY GOD, The constant catchphrases.

Oh lord, I LOATHE Chase!

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3 Their faces

At least it's not Dora's ugly face.

I know. They're ugly.

4 The theme song

There theme song is so retarded

Ugh! I hate this show so much! - cosmo

It's so annoying!

5 Saving the day on a small little island!
6 The toys

The toys are good quality, but they don't make any toys of Captain Turbot or Katie which is really annoying. Instead they make toys of the pups and random minor characters like that orange cat (not even Cali, just a random cat).

7 They're not funny

They're not meant to be funny

They try to be funny, but they AIN'T :/

8 Lack of Feminism

The male puppies Chase and Marshall are chosen for almost every mission, whereas Skye is barely ever on screen (and when she is, she's cuddling up to a boy or dancing like a cheerleader for a boy...) Skye is half the size of the others, she's pink, and most missions could be solved after five minutes of Skye working in her helicopter. Oh yeah, and there's an episode in which the other pups all get jetpacks, making Skye useless for anything but "sexual tension" between her and chase (who is the dog who looks most like a white man. Saying anything, Nick jr? )
Everest is barely ever seen, she doesn't live with the other pups, and wasn't originally intended to join the law patrol - or exist - at all. Oh, and her skill is seasonal.

Skye and Everest are the only female pups. Skye is too girly and wears pink. She only has a pair of wing and a jetpack in her pup pack. And a helicopter. Everest never is seen without her tobogan, which is annoying. Only one side of her pup pack works. Even Tracker has two working sides! And he's male! Why do all the boys get cool stuff? Someone needs to speak up for Skye and Everest.

9 People call it like it's the greatest Nick Jr. Show
10 Skyler is a brat

The Newcomers

? It's so annoying

Their voices are annoying

The Contenders

11 Offensive to cat lovers

I love cats (aka bumps)

12 First, there is no flying sky-high pup and no digging pup
13 Rip off of Road Rovers

This is more like an unoriginal Road Rovers rip off starring Justin Bieber.

Road Rovers: six hero dogs, Paw Patrol: six hero dogs = I thinks Paw Patrol is familiar to Road Rovers

14 Alex is a baby

He is so whining he acts like a two year old

15 Rip off of 101 Dalmatians
16 The show is overrated
17 They say 'pups' waaaaaaay to much

It is really starting to get annoying

I know, just friggen say puppies!

18 Ryder needs a haircut

His hair looks like Justin Bieber's Hair

Nope. His hair looks cool, just like Captain America. Jared

19 Ryder's hair looks like Justin Bieber's hair

Um, I didn't know that was offensive. Wait, did Justin Beaver post that? Its okay for him to do his hair like that, I do mine like Chris Evans. Jared

20 Rip off of TMNT
21 Rip off of Adventure Time

You just said you are a jerk? Huh. I actually hate adventure time but at least it's better than paw patrol...

Dude, are you kidding me? Adventure time is creepy, for jerks like me. PAW patrol is cool. Admit it. Jared

22 Made people worse and stupid

In episode "Pups saves Circus", thinks they force is positive things and few groups are worthless. They can yells for help like crazy people, due cat in tree needs help.

23 Too many fans
24 Unoriginal or copied elements
25 Drives parents crazy with all the Paw Patrol junk that fills the house

My daughter Maisy thinks it an essential to have all the paw patrol toys and clothes. She even eats the "paw patrol" ham which we once saw in a shop.

26 Makes no sense

Saw a episode that the pups save a satellite by bouncing it back to space with a giant trampoline. Thanks for ruining my life, paw patrol

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