Top Ten Reasons to Hate SoccerBlueTopazIceVanilla Soccer is one of the most overrated sports of all time. It sucks, and these are reasons to hate it.
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But the soccer players are really hot though
Who gives two craps if (blank) player wants to go to Team A or Team B? Just watch the game an enjoy it. The sad thing is that you aren't a "real fan" if you don't enjoy wasting your evening away by watching manchildren on T.V. argue over which player should go to which team. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
It's kinds sad to think that someone could pour their life savings into a resturant only to find out that some crazy soccer fans have destroyed it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Just take this as you will. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
"Human trafficking? " Hyperbolic, much? Don't be absurd.
I've noticed that it's actually very common for people who hate soccer to think they are intellectually superior to those who enjoy soccer. The best example of this is Ann Coulter.
"Ouch, that hurt, but it's nothing." *Gets up and continues playing*
*Proceeds to roll around and cradle leg as if they'd been shot* - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I forget the year or the team he was playing against, but this happened. It's so sad that an innocent man's life was taken after he made a small mistake, meanwhile murderers, rapists, and thieves do not pay for their crimes. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Only really young people are taken in, instead of an older person with more endurance and experience. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Sorry, but I'm not wasting 90 minutes of my life. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
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2. Crazy fans who burn, pillage, and destroy property even if their team WINS
3. It is human trafficking to 'buy' and 'sell' players