Top 10 Reasons to Hate Splatoonbugger These are the reasons why I hate Splatoon.
Also before you read this list, I am not much of a Splatoon Player, I am more of a Team Fortress 2 player instead
The Top Ten
If you're new to the game and go onto regular battles, you lose too many times for one win to feel rewarding. And then you go right back to losing 5 or six more times because the team assignment is unbalanced (from my experiences, anyway). You'll have a team of level ten or higher vs level three and four players. It's creative, but the competitive aspect, almost two years later, still needs work.
Level 50 (incomprehensible Japanese name) Using a sniper rifle with all damage abilities... enough said
Well, you're obviously not up to Nintendo games seeing as you play Team Fortress 2.
Okay, can't blame you; these people piss me off. - mattstat716V 5 Comments
Hate Splatoon! They are so many backstabbers and the fan girls are so annoying! I will never play this game... Hate the cat / elf looking characters too... This game is probably for younger audiences, but not me!
You don't even play it. There aren't any elves in the game, and it,s not for younger audiences. You obviously suck at playing this game.
Uhhh... That... that's TF2... - mattstat716
Even I am on level 12 and like what I mean... Same old game modes over and over, I've beated the single player adventure. This makes me bored with all these game modes, even starting the game, you always meet Callie and Marie and I just don't care about the map changing system. - bugger
I don't really play it anymore. But it's still good. - Powerfulgirl10
I play Splatoon every morning. Never gets boring.
Why I hate campers in Splatoon, they prevent you from getting most ink on the floor. - bugger
Snipers with over powered gear..
But it's fine when you do it.
I love Splatoon, but I DESPISE campers. You go to a huge area that you can turf, and from out of a tree somebody jumps down and beats you with a Splat Roller. what?!
This is asinine. That's not the point of the game, in fact that's pretty much the game's whole attraction. You shoot to cover ground, not to get kills. If kills gave you points it'd be like every other modern shooter. Saying it's bad because it's not like most other games is imbecilic. People who think that need to halt they're spoon fed diet of Call of Duty and try something new.
There is only 1 use about killing: Preventing players from getting into the map. It doesn't give you points. Most Warfares gives you points... Enough said - bugger
Are you stupid? If kills gave you points, nobody would do the objective. - mattstat716
Only good point on the list. - mattstat716
The only good point.
It's actaully my T.V., my T.V. doesn't have the good Internet. Every 10 seconds after the round has started, I lose connection. - bugger
That's because you don't play enough. I got Splatoon in November for my birthday in 2015 and I'm Level 29. I've been going to school 5 days a week and I go round my dad's every weekend.
So treat Ranked like normal play. Don't be so hardcore about losing your rank, nobody really cares about it. It doesn't even matter what rank you are. - mattstat716
Because I care about Rank Battles because they give you more XP than Normal Battles. Same thing, I meet experts, lose connection, so on... - bugger
What about Octolings?
Okay listen. If you have never played Splatoon and are making a list of reasons to hate it.
You aren't going to be received well. - SwagFlicks
Oh hey look, someone who can't take an opinion! Look at him/her, look at him/her and laugh! - ExxonWireless
ExxonWireless you can stop pasting now.
If people stop pasting on how awesome Splatoon is on this list, then I would have obeyed to your commands. - ExxonWireless
OH NO AN OPINION WHATEVER SHOULD I DO?
*ahem* OPTIONAL CONTENT. It doesn't affect gameplay at all. It just affects spare time. - mattstat716
Plus I have no Amiibos from the Splatoon series because I get Smash Bros ones. - bugger
Amiibos are just a cash grab anyways...
@ExxonWireless you really do have a point. SorryV 2 Comments
"Guys come on give it a chance, I bet it will be good" Well it's too bad that it isn't good isn't it?
Extremely overrated! Other Wii U games are better in my opinion (don't want to mention them)... Hate most of the players in this game who brags too much and who are arrogant or mean! Not everyone will like this game... Please approve this comment...
Mhm... keep talking.
Call of Duty is overrated.
Splatoon deserves that rating. - mattstat716
I actually asked my Splatoon-addicted friend if they could try use variety instead of drawing the same Splatoon art again. They blocked me. - Swellow
Oh, heck no! They're all adorable! - Powerfulgirl10
Someone's salty. - mattstat716
They aren't 'unmemorable' or 'ugly', they're just distinctive for Splatoon.
Which is why you go to ranked or do something else... - mattstat716
I hate these people. They normally start what I call Flop Wars.
You're new to Splatoon. You wanna try online play after getting a good handle on your controls. You see a fairly good mix of both high and low level players. At the end, you and your teammates got your asses handed to you. Check the winning teams' levels and equipment: level 20s and 19s with better weapons and gear. Your team? Level 3, 4, and maybe you'll be lucky to have a level 7. Tell me Nintendo, is this balanced to you?
The Final boss is rigged. I had the game for a year, and I still can not beat the final boss. I know what to do, but I was SO CLOSE to beating it, but my gamepad died. I lost. I was so mad, I could punch a wall and have a crack on it. I HATE THE FINAL BOSS, IT IS PROBABLY MORE HARDER THEN AN AVERAGE DARK SOULS LEVEL.
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2. Too many back stabbers
3. It's boring and gets old quickly