Top Ten Reasons to Hate Stampylonghead


The Top Ten

1 His videos are torture

At least speak like or act like a man

To you

2 He calls swearing people Idiots

Says the guy who swore on his earlier Minecraft videos.

He did when?

Swearing is part of

3 He brainwashes his fans

I have a rule on things: Don't like, don't watch. If a YouTuber swears and you don't like it, then discontinue watching their channel and find someone else. Don't yell, scream, or make threats, because it's only going to start an unnecessary Internet battle. Leave those people to enjoy what they want, and stop being narcissist. It's the person's choice on what They want to watch. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I just hate him. Stampylonghead is so dumb - JaysTop10List

He doesn't brainwash people he just is fun to watch

He lies and cheats

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4 He inspired Stampy Cat: The Animated Series

I only watched season one and it was reallly cringey like why did he wish to be able to be with his friends from that other place when he wanted why not live forever or be able to fly or something

HE HAS A T.V. SHOW!?!?! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 He swears

He doesn't cuss anymore - FuffleyandPeetah

LMFAO he doesn't cuss at all - whodafuqisthisguy

He must cuss back at the days that he was cussing also get off YouTube YouTube is 13+

He did way back

He said! @#$%

6 His fanbase

This is what makes his channel safe! Dummy

His fans think he is the best youtuber ever because he plays Minecrap

They are Completely idiots they only hate sky because he cusses there are a lot of swearing YouTubers like Pewdie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Vanoss but they only hate sky they doesn't deserve to be on YouTube YouTube is 13+ - whodafuqisthisguy

7 He is annoying

Yeah he's right annoying after l for lee for left

Hello. That is all


8 His videos don't make sense
9 He thinks YouTube is for everyone

YouTube is 13+ It's an actual rule on YouTube - whodafuqisthisguy

Why is there Let it go and twinkle twinkle little star

Well, how is there let it go then?

It is dummy

10 He always plays with the same people because he doesn't want to hear any swearwords

That's what makes his videos fun for the whole family

The Contenders

11 His sense of humor is worse then SkyDoesMinecraft's

Terrible humor! Makes me cringe so hard, I might break my neck!

This is your personal opinion

I prefer to hear Sky's screams overs overs and overs to watch StampyTwatHead - whodafuqisthisguy

12 His fans are nothing except self advertisers

Yeah. They go on the video of a cussing YouTuber and tell them to stop. After that, then they beg for subscribers, even after they had insulted the person's fave YouTuber. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

13 His laugh

That nervous laugh of his sounds like a horny donkey. Make him go away. Now.

I find his laugh funny

Agreed. Very annoying laugh

Straight ear rape. I had to go to the doctor after my ears exploded from watching the first 15 seconds of a video.

14 His fans think he is better than The Diamond Minecart
15 His sense of humor is dumb
16 He treats his friends like slaves

Because he tells them what to do and he is evil slaves are gone

17 He eats cake every day

So? Dumb reason dude!

So do I. - njalabi63989

18 He keeps a cat as a pet

So your telling us we can't have pets?

19 He lies to Minecraft players

Give an example

He Literally tricked my brother into thinking you can actually go to the moon in minecraft - Discord1

20 He has weird friends

Really he has a reindeer a duck a beaver and a elephant

21 He lies
22 He says Minecraft YouTubers shouldn't cuss

Cause they shouldn't 6-9 year olds watch Minecraft videos

I agree with stampy

23 Videos are super boring

I used to absolutely love stampy but now his videos are so yesterday

To you yes but to others uhh no

24 He makes you stupid
25 His skin is ugly
26 He's punches his friend iballisticsquid for nothing
27 He's a bad influence on noobs
28 Everything with Hit the Target is fake

I meant to say "tells" not "telly"

29 He's stealing time from our kids

Yeah. Many parents complain about this guy, because kids watch his dumb videos instead of playing with their parents. I hope this guy is not on YouTube Kids. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

30 He's an Idiot
31 He's too cheerful
32 He does the same thing every single day
33 He tricks kids into liking him
34 He ruins your childhood
35 He's a waste of time
36 He literally never stops talking

That's good! You don't really want to watch someone who's never talking! Plus he's so funny with his puns!

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Top Remixes

1. His fanbase
2. He thinks YouTube is for everyone
3. He calls swearing people Idiots
1. His videos are torture
2. He inspired Stampy Cat: The Animated Series
3. He swears


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