Top 10 Reasons to Hate Veggietales

This show is brainwashing our children with Christian values and messages! Keep your kids away from this at all costs so we don't have anymore Christians in the world!
The Top Ten
1 It's a Christian Kids' Show

Worship true horned God his name is Pan who had been around before Christianity existed. Then the church stole Pan and turned him into Satan. Pagan's even worship Mother Earth, a Goddess. Roman Pagans have Mars the God of War. Hmm do you see something, if there is any God then are you following the right religion?

Veggie tales is the best cartoon made so what if it's a Christian kids show doesn't matter some guy wrote this list probably is on high drugs and I got something say to the world you haters hate this show because it's christian whoo cares I don't keep your rotten opions to yourselfs.

And that Christians stole stuff from other religions. Roman Pagans and Pagans holiday was turned into Christmas for being too popular to be banned.

Seriously! Who teaches kids to worship Jesus anyway? Teach them to worship the true God Satan instead!

2 Vegetables Have Nothing to Do with Christianity

Kids can just read a series of books called The Boring Bible. (If you have heard of Horrible Histories the title might sound familiar)
Ballistic Beginnings - Creation
Bible Busters - How to read the Bible
The Big Boss - Referring to God
Catastrophic Kings - Biblical Kings
Christmas Crackers - Christmas
Crazy Christians - What is a Christian
Eggs-traordinary Easter - Easter
Hyper Holy Happenings - The Church
Hotchpotch Hebrews - Jewish People
Magnificent Moses - Moses
Saints Alive - The Church
Super Son - Referring to Jesus

They have nothing in common at all! Whoever thought this was a good idea probably smoked high amounts of weed.

Just send the vegetables to the garden where the Poddington Peas live. lol.
Poddington Peas should've had a second series and had the new characters The Bugz.

3 The Characters Have No Arms Yet are Still Able to Pick Things Up

It makes no sense! You don't have any arms. How the hell are you still picking things up?!?

4 The Songs are Written Poorly

I've heard better songs from Deicide than from that stupid cucumber Larry!

5 The Characters are Annoying

Just like any other character in any little kids' show!

6 The Animation is Bad

The cheapest CGI I've ever seen! Doesn't even look remotely finished!

Didn't the first Veggietale come out in 1993? Most cartoons then where still hand drawn.

It gives me nightmares.

7 The Characters are Boring

Nothing memorable about them at all.

8 It Rips Off Other Bits of Entertainment
9 There's Nothing Memorable About It

This show is so forgettable that I forgot that it even existed.

When it didn't even come out in other countries till the 2010s

10 The Name is Bad

Because of the characters and yes Bob is a fruit but Veggietales is better than Fruitytales right? that's why its not called Christian tales, God some Christians are so dumb.

Why's it called VeggieTales when it should be called ChristianTales? You want people to know you're a Christian show don't you?!

The Contenders
11 Bob and Larry are Not Vegetables They are Fruit

Technically Bob isn't a vegetable while Larry's still a vegetable, cucumbers are vegetables, tomatoes aren't.

12 It's for Little Kids
13 It Rips Off Adventure Time

No it doesn't, are you high?

14 It Rips Off Toy Story

I love the Toy Story franchise, but VeggieTales came out of 2 years before Toy Story did

Some people had never heard of it until after Toy Story.

How? well Veggie tales was made before Toy Story was, and they both have diffrerent plots.

15 It's Overrated

So? That doesn't make it a bad show you goof ball.

16 The Songs are Annoying
17 The Voices are Annoying

Mr lunt,french peas and scallions sound like a bird singing while being sick

18 The Music is Bad
19 It's Annoying
20 The Voices Sounded Like Spoiled Brats

Bob and Larry sound like a girl while being sad

21 It's Sexist
22 It's Gross
23 All the Characters are Creepy
24 Bob and Larry are Crying in the Last Show
25 All the Voices are Irritating
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