Top 10 Reasons to Hate Veggietales

This show is brainwashing our children with Christian values and messages! Keep your kids away from this at all costs so we don't have anymore Christians in the world!

The Top Ten

1 It's a Christian Kids' Show

So what? Like all the other shows are Christian kid's show. I like Veggietales but I respeckt your opinion. - MorlaTurtle8

Worship true horned God his name is Pan who had been around before Christianity existed. Then the church stole Pan and turned him into Satan. Pagan's even worship Mother Earth, a Goddess. Roman Pagans have Mars the God of War. Hmm do you see something, if there is any God then are you following the right religion?

Veggie tales is the best cartoon made so what if it's a Christian kids show doesn't matter some guy wrote this list probably is on high drugs and I got something say to the world you haters hate this show because it's christian whoo cares I don't keep your rotten opions to yourselfs.

I hate christianity and this is boring!

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2 Vegetables Have Nothing to Do with Christianity

Kids can just read a series of books called The Boring Bible. (If you have heard of Horrible Histories the title might sound familiar)
Ballistic Beginnings - Creation
Bible Busters - How to read the Bible
The Big Boss - Referring to God
Catastrophic Kings - Biblical Kings
Christmas Crackers - Christmas
Crazy Christians - What is a Christian
Eggs-traordinary Easter - Easter
Hyper Holy Happenings - The Church
Hotchpotch Hebrews - Jewish People
Magnificent Moses - Moses
Saints Alive - The Church
Super Son - Referring to Jesus

Just send the vegetables to the garden where the Poddington Peas live. lol.
Poddington Peas should've had a second series and had the new characters The Bugz.

They have nothing in common at all! Whoever thought this was a good idea probably smoked high amounts of weed.

3 The Characters Have No Arms Yet are Still Able to Pick Things Up

It makes no sense! You don't have any arms. How the hell are you still picking things up?!?

4 The Songs are Written Poorly

I've heard better songs from Deicide than from that stupid cucumber Larry!

5 The Characters are Annoying

Just like any other character in any little kids' show!

6 The Characters are Boring

Nothing memorable about them at all.

7 The Animation is Bad

Didn't the first Veggietale come out in 1993? Most cartoons then where still hand drawn.

The cheapest CGI I've ever seen! Doesn't even look remotely finished!

8 It Rips Off Other Bits of Entertainment

Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Wizard of Oz, I could go on!

9 There's Nothing Memorable About It

When it didn't even come out in other countries till the 2010s

This show is so forgettable that I forgot that it even existed.

10 Bob and Larry are Not Vegetables They are Fruit

Technically Bob isn't a vegetable while Larry's still a vegetable, cucumbers are vegetables, tomatoes aren't.

The Newcomers

? Little Kids Watch It

The Contenders

11 It's for Little Kids

I stopped watching VeggieTales because I’m mature.

12 The Name is Bad

Why's it called VeggieTales when it should be called ChristianTales? You want people to know you're a Christian show don't you?!

13 It's Overrated

So? That doesn't make it a bad show you goof ball.

14 The Songs are Annoying
15 The Voices are Annoying

Mr lunt,french peas and scallions sound like a bird singing while being sick

16 The Music is Bad
17 It's Annoying
18 The Voices Sounded Like Spoiled Brats

Bob and Larry sound like a girl while being sad

19 It's Sexist
20 It's Gross
21 All the Characters are Creepy
22 Bob and Larry are Crying in the Last Show

It's a goodbye for Softimage|3D.

23 All the Voices are Irritating
24 It's for Little Girls
25 It Rips Off Adventure Time
26 Girls Hated It

All anime girls hated it.

27 It Rips Off Toy Story

Some people had never heard of it until after Toy Story.

How? well Veggie tales was made before Toy Story was, and they both have diffrerent plots. - MorlaTurtle8

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