Reasons Iron Maiden is Way Better Than Taylor Swift

I know they’re not related at all. I just had to make this.
The Top Ten
1 Taylor Swift is mediocre pop trash; Iron Maiden has a level of competency and complexity

Taylor just writes breakup ballads; Maiden writes historical songs, as well as mythical songs.

Yay, another pointless list comparing musicians that have nothing in common.

2 Every member of Iron Maiden is infinitely more talented than Taylor Swift
3 Iron Maiden aren’t sellout popstars

Taylor Swift used to be an okay country artist, but then she sold it and became a pop star. Iron Maiden have always stayed true to heavy metal.

4 Bruce Dickinson is a way better singer

He really is; he can sing in a scream, or just normal singing. He crushes Taylor on every level.

5 All three of Maiden’s guitarists are better than Taylor
6 Iron Maiden has better lyrics

Awful breakup ballads or songs about execution (Hallowed Be Thy Name) The R101 airship (Empire Of The Clouds, my Favorite Song), war (the trooper)? MAIDEN.

7 Iron Maiden has variety in their sound
8 Iron Maiden writes more than just trash breakup ballads

Taylor does also...

9 Iron Maiden has more good albums than Taylor Swift (Taylor Swift has none)

I...I don't like Iron Maiden. I like Taylor Swift. I...I don't like...metal *runs away quickly

Did you listen through "Red", her self titled album, "Speak Now", etc.?

10 Iron Maiden doesn’t have a terrible fanbase

Yes they do. Most are extremely egotistical elitists who constantly feel the need to trash on pop music instead of enjoy what they like.

Actually, most metal fanbases are like this.

The Contenders
11 Iron Maiden has better albums
BAdd New Item