Top Ten Reasons John Zoidberg Would Make a Better President Than Donald Trump

1 Zoidberg isn't racist

2 Zoidberg has patriotism oozing from his patriotism gland

3 Zoidberg started at the very bottom

4 Zoidberg likes the American flag

5 Trump hates Mexicans

6 Zoidberg is a doctor

7 Zoidberg isn't really crabby

8 Trump is egotistical

9 Trump is sexist

10 Trump is a bigot