Top 10 Reasons to Join to the Grand Church of TheTopTens

Preach the 7 Admins and John Lennon as our lord and savior!
The Top Ten
1 Thee ones who believes in the 7 Admins will have the pleasure of free beer, free wifi, thee allowance of list huffing and spamming, and 100 virgins

This list is dumb. Can we have a logical list please? Cheers.

The place where old users relaxes

2 Thou will be served with the finest Archbishop PositronWildhawk's hard core scientific lists

Such pleasure to have from the Archbishop

3 Thou will be bathed by greasy attractive old men to purify your list and blog making
4 Thou will be enlightened by the light of the 7 Admins
5 Thou fate and believes will be destined by The Holy TheTopTens Bible

With our version of the Bible everything is possible!

PositronWildhawk is a heresy! Haha!

6 Thou will kiss thee feet of John Lennon because he died for our rights and free speech just so we could make music lists & click bait lists
7 Thou will learn the arts of vote boting, hippy culture, troll bait, attention seeking retirement and cancerous list making
8 The 7 Admins will guide you through never ending list ideas through thee UnHoly Angels
9 If thou not believe in our doctrine then thou an troll
10 Thou will enjoy the comforts of 1000 virgin users

This isn't that hard to believe.

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