Top 10 Reasons to Join to the Grand Church of TheTopTens

FladevousEniker
Preach the 7 Admins and John Lennon as our lord and savior!

The Top Ten

1 Thee ones who believes in the 7 Admins will have the pleasure of free beer, free wifi, thee allowance of list huffing and spamming, and 100 virgins

This list is dumb. Can we have a logical list please? Cheers. - AGK

The place where old users relaxes - FladevousEniker

2 Thou fate and believes will be destined by The Holy TheTopTens Bible

PositronWildhawk is a heresy! Haha!

With our version of the Bible everything is possible! - FladevousEniker

3 Thou will be bathed by greasy attractive old men to purify your list and blog making

I was bathed by greasy old mens and now look at me! - FladevousEniker

4 Thou will learn the arts of vote boting, hippy culture, troll bait, attention seeking retirement and cancerous list making
5 Thou will be served with the finest Archbishop PositronWildhawk's hard core scientific lists

Such pleasure to have from the Archbishop - FladevousEniker

6 Thou will be enlightened by the light of the 7 Admins
7 Thou will enjoy the comforts of 1000 virgin users

This isn't that hard to believe. - IronSabbathPriest

ARE there 1000 virgin users...? Haha who'd've thought?! - Britgirl

8 If thou not believe in our doctrine then thou an troll

OMA! PURGE THE NON-BELIEVERS - FladevousEniker

9 Thou will kiss thee feet of John Lennon because he died for our rights and free speech just so we could make music lists & click bait lists

He died for our fredumz, may Papa Admin bless him - FladevousEniker

10 The 7 Admins will guide you through never ending list ideas through thee UnHoly Angels
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1. Thou will be served with the finest Archbishop PositronWildhawk's hard core scientific lists
2. Thee ones who believes in the 7 Admins will have the pleasure of free beer, free wifi, thee allowance of list huffing and spamming, and 100 virgins
3. Thou will be bathed by greasy attractive old men to purify your list and blog making
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1. Thou will enjoy the comforts of 1000 virgin users
2. Thou will learn the arts of vote boting, hippy culture, troll bait, attention seeking retirement and cancerous list making
3. If thou not believe in our doctrine then thou an troll
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