Top Ten Reasons to Join the Military


The Top Ten

1 You might get to fight in battles and wars

You seem to understand that war isn't all glory and stuff. When you enlist and see your best friend get blown up before your very eyes, maybe you'll realize.

I don't care about glory, I just wanna shoot enemies. Now quit bumping your gums - bobbythebrony

This list is very dumb. War is not even glorious in the least bit. A stuck-up warmonger made this list. - MChkflaguard_Yt

Man, you sure got ballz. - Delgia2k

I don´┐Ż't care if I win or not I just wanna kill the enemies

2 It strengthens your mind and body
3 It teaches you organization
4 It teaches you discipline

I don't give a damn about who joins my conquering force, they just better know 2 things, know how to use weapons and combat, and obey ME.

That vomit inducing kind. - MChkflaguard_Yt

That previous visitor comment was Therandom's

5 You can learn new skills
6 You learn how to handle weapons

How is that good? You don't need that in life - MChkflaguard_Yt

7 You can rise to a position of power and authority

I've debated whether or not I should join the military. Hmm... - Therandom

8 You can earn respect

Not true I seen people in the military hardly nobody know body knew there names - speed

Oh! Bobby can make comebacks! Never seen him fight, but damn, he's good! - Therandom

9 You are serving your country

Did you always have to DIE for your country? Just invent some new cure of some terminal disease, you not only served your country but also the world. - MChkflaguard_Yt

Yeah serving your country and making the people more arrogant and raping children for having a different ethnicity. - MChkflaguard_Yt

Only good reason here.

10 You can be a sniper or tank commander

The Contenders

11 You might get lucky enough to be selected for navy seal training
12 You're killing people for the right reasons

No! Murder is murder, there is no such thing as "righteous murder". Will you forgive a soldier who killed your very best friend? - MChkflaguard_Yt

13 You become brave
14 You can learn biology

Yeah. What are foreign peoples hearts and livers are made of. Lol - MChkflaguard_Yt

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