Top Ten Reasons to Join the Military

bobbythebrony

The Top Ten

1 You might get to fight in battles and wars

You seem to understand that war isn't all glory and stuff. When you enlist and see your best friend get blown up before your very eyes, maybe you'll realize.

I don't care about glory, I just wanna shoot enemies. Now quit bumping your gums - bobbythebrony

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2 It strengthens your mind and body
3 It teaches you organization
4 It teaches you discipline

I don't give a damn about who joins my conquering force, they just better know 2 things, know how to use weapons and combat, and obey ME.

Wish minecraft faction servers have this included - MChkflaguard_Yt

That previous visitor comment was Therandom's

5 You can learn new skills
6 You learn how to handle weapons
7 You can rise to a position of power and authority

I've debated whether or not I should join the military. Hmm... - Therandom

8 You can earn respect

Not true I seen people in the military hardly nobody know body knew there names - speed

Oh! Bobby can make comebacks! Never seen him fight, but damn, he's good! - Therandom

9 You can be a sniper or tank commander
10 You are serving your country

Only good reason here.

The Contenders

11 You might get lucky enough to be selected for navy seal training
12 You're killing people for the right reasons
13 You become brave
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