Top 10 Reasons to Like the Twilight Books

The Top Ten

1 They have hot guys

Should be called "Top 10 Reasons to Like the Twilight Books that EVERYONE disagrees with"...

How does this make the books good?

2 Bella is relatable

Yes, she is a relatable mouth-breather too stupid for her own good. That makes her relatable... Totally...

Having a boyfriend is the most important thing. Bella teaches us that keeping secrets is good! That was my Twihard (a lot of them, anyway) impression. Having a boyfriend is NOT the most important thing, and she teaches you to jump off of a cliff when you don’t! Also, WHO has a vampire demon child at age 18? That’s teenage pregnancy promotion! don't GET PREGNANT WHEN YOU ARE A TEEN! That’s life lessons with a die hard potter head, kids.

3 They're amazing

4 It's the only good book series out there

Lord of the rings, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, The Chronicles of Narnia, Divergent,...those are just a few books series that are better than twilight.

5 They have vampires and werewolves

Vampires that don't act like vampires...

They certainly don't act like them.

6 Edward can sparkle

This is a bad thing. Sparkly vampires are so lame.

7 Romance

8 They have a great plot

In what reality is this true?

9 The writing is good

It's pretty much the only thing I liked about it. The plot may be trashy and the main character may be a total Mary-Sue, but I can't deny the author's talented in her descriptions.

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