Reasons Lisa Simpson is Better Than Milhouse Van Houten

When Bart and Lisa were kids Lisa saved Bart from getting a beating from Nelson Muntz. Milhouse is really mean to Bart Simpson sometimes.

He is always trying to do gross things to Lisa and when Lisa told him she didn't want him he told everyone that LISA had a crush on HIM and he turned her down. Seriously Milhouse? You are just like Mr. Hercule Satan.

Lisa deserves better.
Nelson is a better match for Lisa.
Milhouse is better off as a closeted bachelor, like Mr. Smithers.

Lisa Simpson had a lot off funny classic lines and one time she chased Milhouse with a branch yelling' Idiota! ' (my favourite simpsons moment) but Milhouse is just an unfunny moron.

Sometimes Milhouse can be a prick to everyone and got carried away with his revenge.

Milhouse is completely pathetic and really cowardly when it comes to helping his friends. Lisa, on the other hand, is loyal and helps them no matter what and she is not a mary sue like Terri and Sherri.

He just just give up chasing her already! She isn't interested. Plus she and Colin were really cute together. Milhouse actually said Colin DIED so Lisa would go out with him, at the end of the Simpsons movie.

Does he fail to understand that Lisa doesn't like him? Lisa should be with Nelson Muntz. When Lisa liked him Milhouse turned into Caillou and threw tantrums. Just grow up you stupid loser.

Lisa Simpson is too good for him and more mature than him.

All the chicks are way too good for him

He is ten years old.