Reasons Lisa Simpson is Better Than Milhouse Van Houten


The Top Ten

1 Lisa saves Bart from bullying, Milhouse encourages Bart to be bullied

When Bart and Lisa were kids Lisa saved Bart from getting a beating from Nelson Muntz. Milhouse is really mean to Bart Simpson sometimes. - TwilightKitsune

2 Milhouse is a pervert

Lisa deserves better.
Nelson is a better match for Lisa.
Milhouse is better off as a closeted bachelor, like Mr. Smithers.

He is always trying to do gross things to Lisa and when Lisa told him she didn't want him he told everyone that LISA had a crush on HIM and he turned her down. Seriously Milhouse? You are just like Mr. Hercule Satan. - TwilightKitsune

3 Milhouse is not funny

Lisa Simpson had a lot off funny classic lines and one time she chased Milhouse with a branch yelling' Idiota! ' (my favourite simpsons moment) but Milhouse is just an unfunny moron. - TwilightKitsune

4 Lisa does good things for Springfield

Sometimes Milhouse can be a prick to everyone and got carried away with his revenge. - TwilightKitsune

5 Lisa fights for black people's rights
6 Milhouse is not as cute as Lisa
7 Milhouse is a coward but Lisa is a hero

Milhouse is completely pathetic and really cowardly when it comes to helping his friends. Lisa, on the other hand, is loyal and helps them no matter what and she is not a mary sue like Terri and Sherri. - TwilightKitsune

8 Milhouse gets angry when Lisa likes someone else

Does he fail to understand that Lisa doesn't like him? Lisa should be with Nelson Muntz. When Lisa liked him Milhouse turned into Caillou and threw tantrums. Just grow up you stupid loser. - TwilightKitsune

9 He is immature

Lisa Simpson is too good for him and more mature than him. - TwilightKitsune

All the chicks are way too good for him

He is ten years old.

10 Milhouse acts like he owns Lisa

Milhouse, you are a pathetic retard and I am completely disgusted with you when you bully Lisa sometimes. I don't know why she is 1 on the worst list becuase Milhouse even worse. Don't vote Lisa vote someone worse. - TwilightKitsune

Lisa and Nelson > Lisa and Milhouse

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