Top Ten Reasons Not All Furries are Bad People

If I see one more "let's euthanize all furries" comment, I swear I'm going to lose it. This is a response to the "Reasons to Hate Furries" list.

The Top Ten

1 Most furries aren't actually nymphomaniacs or bestiality supporters

If furries would figure out someone in their community does real bestiality, they would be hated and probably lynched virtually. - Martin_Canine

As a whole, I dislike furries a lot. Individually there are probably a few decent ones, but as a community, they're as bad as weaboos. - Therandom

Actually, most of them are, although some are not.

Furries suck, period.

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2 It isn't a fetish

Well it sure ain't choir practice. Obsessions such as this are clear indication that too many people have too little to do, and probably never quite made it past adolescence.

The policy wasn't violated? You literally just mocked them by saying they don't get past adolescence. I'm sorry no one here is refined and ends up as a businessman and banker in life. - Swellow

"(T)rying to push their lifestyles on other people." What do you think this list is doing? Do you know the meaning of irony?

3 People have the right to be a furry

Because the Constitution, regardless of country, political view, or the like, is what judges a fandom, not an opinion. - Swellow

It is legal to be a furry, however, it is very illegal to have sex with an animal. - HardRockSam

Unfortunately in LOTS of places around the world, it is completely legal to have sex with an animal. - BlueberryCatfish

Yup. It's right there in the Constitution. Right after the right to keep and arm bears.

4 Not all furries are LGBT

Don't class this as homophobia, but a lot of furries are straight compared to the stereotype "they're all gay". - Swellow

Not all of them, but an unusually large percentage. - Martin_Canine

5 Most furries don't obsess over fur suits

Some prefer drawing, and some prefer painting to cosplaying. - Swellow

6 Most furries aren't actually into "yiffing"

That is true, for I'm a furry myself and I'm not into this thing you call "Yiffing"

7 It gets tiring bashing furries

No, it's very fun.

No it doesn't. Ever. - LordDovahkiin

8 Most furries are falsely stereotyped
9 Furries have existed for a long time, even before the movement

Ancient Egypt, ya know with Anubis

Uh...which movement, and when?

Since when? - LordDovahkiin

10 Anthropomorphic animals aren't a big deal

It have been going on since like ancient egyptian mythology. Get what I'm going with this?

Anthropomorphic Animals shouldn't be a thing! - TheMuslimMemer

Okay, I mean Anthropomorphic Animals with Human body parts! - TheMuslimMemer

The Contenders

11 Pushing them into suicide makes the situation worse

True. I don't see how making someone with particular tastes kill themselves improves the situation.

No one pushes you to suicide. Killing yourself is your choice (even though it's wrong), and your choice alone. - LordDovahkiin

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