Top Ten Reasons Not to Attend a Family Reunion

NuMetalManiak
Whether it's a Thanksgiving, anniversary, or whatever it is, there's not a whole lot of fun in family reunions. I'm gonna skip a reunion on the 16th for these reasons.

The Top Ten

1 No one there is really interesting to talk to.

My parents talk with the grownups. My sister talks with my cousins. I am left all alone bored. Need I say more?

My current reunion is full of old people I just cannot have conversations with. - NuMetalManiak

Honestly I kinda like family reunions

2 You will likely get picked on by relatives

This one and #4 are a lot alike, but this one is only slightly different because you will likely get picked on by the really egotistical members who think they are always better than you. - NuMetalManiak

EVERY SINGLE TIME I attend a family gathering there is a 99.9% chance that either my mom or my dad will reprimand me and get me in trouble for absolutely no reason at all.

3 Too many old people conversations

They drag on about things no one cares about. - NuMetalManiak

I get ROASTED by the grownups!

4 People continuously comparing you to your other relatives

My parents, aunts, and uncles do this constantly

This is so unbearably annoying. - NuMetalManiak

5 Too much bragging about others' successes

My relatives are Asian.

Aunts/uncles: My kid is studying to be a doctor!

I CAN NOT tell how many times that I have heard that phrase over and over again!

One of the worst things about reunions, those with "superior" qualities tend to be the worst braggarts over there. - NuMetalManiak

6 It's not worth being sociable to family members who you rarely see

It definitely is not. - NuMetalManiak

I went to a wedding in CA and A LOT of them that I haven't seen in YEARS didn't really talk to me.

7 You have much more important things to do
8 You are actually concerned that you will be the party pooper

My relatives are the true party poopers. My cousins sometimes annoys me, and my parents reprimand me for nothing or embarrass me.

9 You don't like the location of the reunion

I like the locations

10 You don't like the food offered

The food that are served at family gatherings are always delicious

The Contenders

11 No one pays attention to you

During my cousin's wedding everyone said hi to each other and not to me because they have others their age to talk to and I don't seem to fit in with everyone else. They were also too busy talking to others and they fail to acknowledge my existence, and I had trouble trying to talk to them (I'm autistic).

I nearly shed a few tears/wept in silence because of the hurt that I felt. I thought no one cared about me! :(

12 Little kids annoying you on purpose

My cousins in a nutshell

13 It is so loud

My relatives are Asian and every time they have a family gathering they talk like they're screaming across the room. It's so loud that I could even hear them when I'm in the bathroom with the door closed!

Even worse is that all the men drink, and after a few bottles of beer or cups of wine they will YELL like they're having a heated argument.

14 Everything that happens gets photographed or videoed

My family is Asian.
We are eating? They take pictures.
A kid gets their diaper changed/bathed? It gets videoed.
We watch T.V.? It gets videoed.
They set the table? The food gets photographed.

Then they put everything up on Facebook.

15 You get roasted by the grownups

Every time we attend a family gathering all the grownups would constantly roast us kids and laugh about it.

It is so awkward!

16 People doing weird stuff

We're Asian. Whether an adult is changing a kid's diaper in front of everyone else or my dad is singing horrible karaoke, there is never a dull moment at an Asian family gathering.

17 Sometimes there's not enough food
18 Men are constantly drinking

Then they get loud

19 It is boring

After I eat, I just listen to music and play on the phone for the remainder of the party.

20 Irresponsible grownups

Every time I go to a family party, there's ALWAYS a 99.9% that I'll get in trouble for nothing. Why? It's simple. All the grown ups are talking really loud (my family's Asian) and they drink so much that they never seem to keep an eye on my cousins whoever they're wreaking havoc. They get distracted by their conversations then they automatically blame me because they think that since I'm the oldest, I have to be responsible at all times. Hey, I may be a grownup (I'm 26) but I don't know much about group babysitting. I'm still a kid (to them), and even though it's understandable that it's tough to keep track of 6 kids at a party, they should be responsible to keep an eye out for the younger kids (age 10 and under) at least part of the time. and not blame me for irresponsibility.

21 Everyone hogs the TV

During my family gatherings either the grownups or my cousins were watching T.V.. It's either sports (the men), Asian dramas (my cousins and the women) or cartoons (the kids). I do get to watch T.V. for a brief time (usually YouTube), but it usually lasts no more than 20 minutes or 1/2 hr.

22 People being disgusting

My family is Asian, and whenever a baby or toddler has a dirty diaper during a party, the grownups change them IN THE SAME ROOM AS EVERYBODY ELSE, even if there's food in the room as well.

CHANGE THEM IN PRIVATE OR SOMETHING! Not only does it stink up the entire room, but also no one needs to see the kid's butt and private parts, especially if they're covered in poop or pee.

23 Public diaper changing

My family is Asian, and whenever a baby or toddler has a dirty diaper during a party, the grownups change them IN THE SAME ROOM AS EVERYBODY ELSE, even if there's food in the room as well.

CHANGE THEM IN PRIVATE OR SOMETHING! Not only does it stink up the entire room, but also no one needs to see the kid's butt and private parts, especially if they're covered in poop or pee.
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24 They party/talk until after midnight sometimes

Once I was at party at my cousin's house until 1 AM.

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