Top Ten Reasons Not to Be a Marioist

Garythesnail
This list is all in jest, of course. But none should be a follower of Mario.

The Top Ten

1 Mario overshadows Luigi

Marioist? Reminds me of that YouTube video racist Mario... - DapperPickle

And Luigi is the one true Mario bro. - Garythesnail

Lol. Nice list! Danteem, we know you want to comment... - Therandom

This list isn't meant to taunt Danteem, just to continue our little joke about the Mario religions. - Garythesnail

2 Mario is violent

Since when if Marios violent so is luigia

3 Mario is Red

And Red is the color of evil. - Garythesnail

4 Mario killed the Toads

Whereas Luigi saved the toads and put them in an orphanage. - Garythesnail

Don't be a Luigist either!

5 Mario has no mansion

Does Mario have a mansion? I think not. - Garythesnail

6 Mario is not a coward

He is too prideful. Only Luigi is modest enough to save the haunted mansion. - Garythesnail

7 Mario starred in Hotel Mario

Whereas Luigi was a sidekick, therefore not as guilty of the awful game - Garythesnail

8 Mario does mushrooms

I've always hated him because he doesn't buy my epic drugs. - Delgia2k

So does luigia

9 Mario's franchise is not superior

Only Luigi can be the best Nintendo character...
And Kirby. Kirby's great. - Garythesnail

10 Mario is a mustachioed plumber
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