Top Ten Reasons Not to Be a MarioistGarythesnail This list is all in jest, of course. But none should be a follower of Mario.
The Top Ten
Marioist? Reminds me of that YouTube video racist Mario... - DapperPickle
And Luigi is the one true Mario bro. - GarythesnailV 2 Comments
Whereas Luigi saved the toads and put them in an orphanage. - GarythesnailV 1 Comment
Does Mario have a mansion? I think not. - Garythesnail
He is too prideful. Only Luigi is modest enough to save the haunted mansion. - Garythesnail
Whereas Luigi was a sidekick, therefore not as guilty of the awful game - Garythesnail
And hangs out with drug dealers. That's right, Toad is the man of hallucination. - SuperHyperdude
I've always hated him because he doesn't buy my epic drugs. - Delgia2kV 2 Comments
Only Luigi can be the best Nintendo character...
And Kirby. Kirby's great. - Garythesnail
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2. Mario is violent
3. Mario is Red