Top Ten Reasons to Not Be Naked When Eating Food

The Top Ten
1 In Case You Choke and Have to Run to the Neighbors House to Get the Heimlich
2 So You Won't Accidentally Vomit On Your Body

Better than puking on your clothes then having to smell it while cleaning yourself up.

3 In Case You Get Diarrhea

I would rather have diarrhea while naked than having to do laundry afterwards.

Wear a diaper

4 So It Won't Be Awkward When Your Mom Brings You Your Plate
5 So People Won't See You Nude When You Pass by the Window to Get a Soda
6 In Case You Drop It and Then Slip
7 In Case You Think of a TheTopTens List
8 In Case You Forgot It Was a Family Dinner
9 Because Being Naked Feels Weird If You're Not Alone
10 Because Your Parents and Siblings Don't Wanna See Your Genitalia
The Contenders
11 In Case You are a YouTuber and You Think of a Video but Forget You're Naked
12 If It's Hot, and You Drop It on Yourself
13 In Case You Get a No-Reason Boner
14 In Case You Watch Porn In the Kitchen

*Close the doors*

15 You'll Ruin Your Appetite With Your Own Gross Body
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