Reasons Not to Brush Your Teeth
The Top Ten
This list is dumb.
Getting your teeth cleaned at the dentist for you is almost $100, and that's not counting cavity removal. - nerffan8000
They cost one to three dollars. Unless you're homeless or in debt that shouldn't be a big deal.
Some yes, but they cost like 3 bucks, how cheap can you be - RustyNail
You can't take 2 minutes out of your day to prevent your teeth from yellowing and falling out? - RustyNail
Yeah, because two minutes is SO LONG.
2 minutes is not that long. - Randomator
Brushing your teeth: 2 minutes
Masturbating to honeybooboo’s mom: 7 hours
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In what sense? Pearly white teeth show that your mouth is healthy.
Nope. Glad you can type cause I don't think you will have teeth in a few years - RustyNail
So you want rotting and smelly teeth, can't blame you
I like how if I scroll down there’s an ad for whitening your teeth.
Once a day is better than never. Dental issues can result in disease you know.
Someone feel victim to the cream cookie prank, eh?
You’re not supposed to eat it! - Randomator
I'm not surprised that the person who made this list is called honeybooboofan, must be her only fan - RustyNail
They're used for breaking down food so it can move more smoothly through the digestive system. Of course they're important.
What effort? - RustyNail
Its not supposed to be fun dude - RustyNail
Ran out of ideas, huh?
Stupid reason - Randomator
They had their methods. But gum disease was still a thing back then.
You need to brush your teeth. You could get sick if you don’t. I am being serious
And you're saying we should look up to a celebrity who refuses to do something as mundane as brushing their teeth?
...you mean like honey boo boo I'm guessing. - RustyNail
I heard a celebrity who don't brush their teeth her name is Jessica (i forget the last name) and she's at the list of people who have bad hygene
You looked in a mirror lately?
you are. - Not_A_Weeaboo