Reasons Not to Brush Your Teeth

The Top Ten
1 Toothbrushes are expensive

Getting your teeth cleaned at the dentist for you is almost $100, and that's not counting cavity removal.

They cost one to three dollars. Unless you're homeless or in debt that shouldn't be a big deal.

Some yes, but they cost like 3 bucks, how cheap can you be

Seriously they cost like 2 dollars

2 It takes too much time

You can't take 2 minutes out of your day to prevent your teeth from yellowing and falling out?

Yeah, because two minutes is SO LONG.

3 You have to do it too many times

Once a day is better than never. Dental issues can result in disease you know.

4 Yellow teeth are better than white teeth

Nope. Glad you can type cause I don't think you will have teeth in a few years

In what sense? Pearly white teeth show that your mouth is healthy.

So you want rotting and smelly teeth, can't blame you

5 Toothpaste tastes bad

Someone feel victim to the cream cookie prank, eh?

6 Food will be brushed of your teeth

I'm not surprised that the person who made this list is called honeybooboofan, must be her only fan

7 Teeth are not that important

They're used for breaking down food so it can move more smoothly through the digestive system. Of course they're important.

8 It's boring

Its not supposed to be fun dude

Ran out of ideas, huh?

Stupid reason

9 Some celebrities don't brush their teeth

And you're saying we should look up to a celebrity who refuses to do something as mundane as brushing their teeth?

I heard a celebrity who don't brush their teeth her name is Jessica (i forget the last name) and she's at the list of people who have bad hygene

10 People survived before toothbrushes were invented

They had their methods. But gum disease was still a thing back then.

The Contenders
11 Toothbrushes are ugly

You looked in a mirror lately?

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