Top 10 Reasons Not to Drink CerealGuy's Mountain Dew

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The Top Ten
1 The Mountain Dew is strictly owned by Grumpy Cat and CerealGuy

Yes you can't get it

I don't care! I'm a gonna steal your Mountain Dew anyway.

2 CerealGuy is crazy confirmed
3 Mark Twain told you not to
4 Shrek will tear you if you drink it

Shrek is evil...Shrek is bad

5 Stasi will spy on you

I told the Stasi not to!

6 Pablo Picasso made it

Made of memes,original Mountain Dew and painting for le' perfecto!

7 It was expired
8 It was critically endangered
9 It's rare