Top 10 Reasons Not to Drink CerealGuy's Mountain Dew
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The Top Ten
1 The Mountain Dew is strictly owned by Grumpy Cat and CerealGuy
Yes you can't get it
I don't care! I'm a gonna steal your Mountain Dew anyway.
2 CerealGuy is crazy confirmed
3 Mark Twain told you not to
4 Shrek will tear you if you drink it
Shrek is evil...Shrek is bad
5 Stasi will spy on you
I told the Stasi not to!
6 Pablo Picasso made it
Made of memes,original Mountain Dew and painting for le' perfecto!
7 It was expired
8 It was critically endangered
9 It's rare