Ten Reasons to Not Eat Today

The Top Ten
1 It's all junk
2 You're only eating because you're bored
3 It doesn't fill you up anyways
4 It only gives temporary satisfaction
5 The weight lasts forever

That is actually not true. We get hungry because we use energy for...everything...

6 It's painful to purge it
7 You'll be seen as a pig

For eating ANYTHING? I do not think so.

8 Eating makes you too fat
9 Fasting is spiritual
10 You're not Martha Dumptruck
The Contenders
11 Because the weight makes you ugly
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