Top Ten Reasons Not to Get a Job

KoolGuy2218

The Top Ten

1 It's boring

You know people actually get paid to eat food play video games and watch movies stuff I wouldn't consider "boring" - samanime

Getting a job is boring, yet getting 60 dollars every 5 hours is also boring, getting a small amount of money at a slow time is not fair, it's torture.

Your gonna be poor - RevolNiartRuasonid

And how are you going to live then? by eating grass? - Ananya

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2 It's useless

Who added this list? KoolGuy2218, you're encouraging us to not get a job?! If you don't want to be a hobo living on the streets, get a in, in case your parents died and you're an adult and maybe your older or younger sibling has died, and you have UTTERLY nothing to eat or drink. Yeah, yeah, we all know we hate school when we were little children and we was like, "ARGGH, WHY PAPERS?! " How about you go to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, it is one of the poorest countries in Africa. You don't want to be like Lucky Diamond Rich, (it has "rich" in the nickname, get it? ) don't you? All you need to do is get a job. It's that simple! Last night my dad came late from work because the supervisor told him, "I don't care about your family time, my customers always go first than your family! " Do you want to be scolded like that? Then get a job. Do you want to be taken to Africa? Then get, a, JOB! You're the one who is useless to mankind. Asinine troll. - HelloWhyImHere2

You're The One Who's Being Useless. And Not Only That But You're Actually Getting More Useless Because You're Saying The Jobs That Are Actually Useful And Calling Them " Useless " When In Reality You're The Only One Who's Being Useless Themselves.

Mommy will cook for me, mommy will wash my undies, mommy will buy me the latest games, I can live mommy's basement forever. What? Me Worry?

Please Stop Using Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Every Single Word In Your Sentences.

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3 It's a waste of time

It's very true, it's a big waste of time and life, you're just putting yourself at risk of hurting yourself.

Says The Guy Who Practically Wasted Half Of His Life Being A Troll And Making Stupid Lists.

When that "waste of time" is paying for your house, I suggest you shut up and work.

WHY SHOULD YOU GET A JOB? YOU CAN LIVE WITH YOUR FAMILY FOR FREE! - DethronedInFlorida

But chances are you are not going to live happily because no job means no money. - MChkflaguard_Yt

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4 You only live once

You only live once, so might as well be homeless.

You're a really bad troll you know that? - ryanrimmel

This isn't a good reason on ANY list. - NuMetalManiak

I know, right? This has to be the stupidest reason I've ever came across. - HelloWhyImHere2

What do you want from life? To kidnap an heiress, and threaten her with a knife?

Yolo

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5 Only losers work

This is one of the dumbest lists of all time.

So Apparently Everyone Who Has Ever Been Successful In Their Lives Is A Loser? Really? This Is Possibly The Dumbest List You Have Ever Made!

So You're Saying I Wouldn't Be A Loser If I Didn't Work And NOT Get Money, But I Would Be A Loser If I Did Work And Get Money?! Wow! This List Is So Stupid.

One of the best lists I have ever seen. To get a job is a bad idea.

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6 Chances are, you're working for an evil corporation

How is Apple, Microsoft, or Nintendo evil? You just think that because some doofus put those on "Top Ten Most Evil Corporations".

Like Apple, Microsoft, or Nintendo, those guys are evil, corrupt corporate criminals, and everything they make should be totally banned from sale.

You're such a big troll it's funny. I just sit back laughing when all these people feed ya, buddy. - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42

This guy thinks the Umbrella corporation is real.

WE get a JOB to get WEALTHY. - HelloWhyImHere2

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7 It's not cool

Good luck in an alley begging for money. - MontyPython

So You're Saying It's Not Cool To Get Money? Wow! You Really Are A Terrible Person Did You Know That?! But If You Want To Become A Better Person I Suggest You Stop Being A Troll On This Website For Starters.

You're The One Who's Not Cool.

It isn't cool if you can find other ways to earn money, though.

8 There are better ways to get money

Yes, like running a decent website that people would actually like to go to! You can earn through ads and revenue.

What? You Mean Taking Money From Other Innocent People?

Er, ahem, yes there are!

This is a good reason

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9 You get bossed around

Big news, everyone will tell you what to do when you arrive in prison.

You Didn't Want To Be Told What To Do?! No Wonder Why You Dropped Out Of High School Because You Were Being A Selfish Jerk.

Some rude offices have this condition which makes you be more careful. - MChkflaguard_Yt

I don't wanna be told what to do! I do whatever I want! - KoolGuy2218

10 You want to die poor and useless for the world

I'm surprised you didn't add "To Have Time to Troll On The Internet", considering how big of of a troll you are. - winner333

You'll regret everything once you become homeless yourself - Jordansalesguy2392

This should be #2

Yes please! - EliHbk

The Contenders

11 Being homeless is awesome

Oh yes! It's definitely awesome! Have fun being bitten in your sleep by the Job Fairy - TwilightKitsune

Hello you are such a total jerk - MChkflaguard_Yt

KoolGuy, why do you exist?

what?

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12 The government will just pay your bills for you

But...If you're too lazy to work, you won't have money to get a house. If you don't have a house, you can't pay bills!

No. The government will not. - MChkflaguard_Yt

13 Stupid bosses

If you're not boss)

They behave us like a slave...

14 So you have time to troll on the internet

Wait! Let Me Get This Straight You Would Rather Be A Troll Your Whole Life Than To Get A Job?! Wow! You Have A Sad Life.

Umm... Yeah That's Pretty Much What You're Doing Right Now.

GET A LIFE DOPES - MChkflaguard_Yt

15 It's no fun

You know what else isn't fun? Being an unwashed, hobo, dips living in a box under a bridge because jobs "aren't fun" - SirSkeletorThe3rd

So What If It's Not Fun. That Doesn't Mean You Should NOT Get A Job.

It isn't fun if you earn less than what you expect. Find another way to get income.

16 So you can feel guilty about everyone having a job while you don't

If you can earn money without stealing or getting a job, which is actually possible, you could make people jealous of you.

17 Having to have a lot of pressure on you
18 So you can be the king of trolls

You, my dear sir,have a sad life. TROLOLOLOLL!

To be hated by many.
Incl.:
boy scout haters
bronies haters
justin bieber haters
and of course your haters
and much more - MChkflaguard_Yt

19 So you have time to take a dump
20 Careers do not define who we truly are
21 So you can become a failure for the rest of your life and never make a positive impact on Earth
22 Your parents can provide for you
23 Jobs are stupid
24 Sleep is better
25 Jobs are too hard
26 Only lazy people get jobs

Only lazy people don't get jobs

27 Jobs make you sad
28 So you master the triangle

I prefer octagons

29 So you can still master the triangle

I still prefer octagons

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