Top Ten Reasons Not to Go to Disney World

BananaBrain
Disney World "the happiest place on earth" really isn't the happiest place on earth. More like the most overrated place on earth. Today I will be giving reasons behind why you should not go to Disney World at all.

The Top Ten

1 Too pricey

Okay I'm not a big fan of this list. These are very petty reasons to hate an amusement park and most of them can apply to ANY amusement park. This item, though, I genuinely agree with. Merchandise at all of their parks have insane prices. - Mcgillacuddy

It's 20$ for a pen with Mickey Mouse on it. Enough said. - BananaBrain

Literally everything is way overpriced - Randomator

2 The lines are always super long

Once we waited for 4 hours for a two minute ride. It sucked - SirSheep

Its even worse if you've waited for hours only for the ride to break down. - egnomac

I waited FIVE HOURS for Space mountain! - Ashes

I hate waiting so long for a ride and it ends up not being as exciting as you thought - Randomator

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3 It's full of childish adults

The people are ridiculous. From rude to sometimes even psychotic. - BananaBrain

My Grandma is in her 60's but she goes to Disney World by herself at least twice a year.

I must say I'm surprised no one as put Gay Days as a reason - germshep24

The people that go there shouldn’t necessarily facilitate whether the rides are good or not. - Archived

4 The staff is creepy

Did you see the video of Pluto chasing a little kid. It's so creepy! Would you really wanna take your kids somewhere ran by creeps? - BananaBrain

5 The alligator incident

Not like any other amusement park has had incidents like these before. - Archived

Do you want your kid to get eaten by an alligator? - BananaBrain

Which one - Ashes

6 The rides are too dangerous

From kids getting their heads stuck to falling off slides, these rides need a lot more work. - BananaBrain

7 Some insane people get married there

Who would get married in the most childish and overrated place on earth? Not me! - BananaBrain

8 It's in Florida

Disney World and Florida Heat is not a good combination. Go in the winter months - Randomator

That was the only good thing for me. We went South to siesta key Beach afterward - SirSheep

Yeah, and Florida had the 2016 Orlando shooting which makes it even more bad. - JoeBoi

Yeah, because Florida is the only state that has school shootings.

Nice try bud. - Not_A_Weeaboo

And there's always something insane going on in Florida. - BananaBrain

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9 It's only for kids

The adults can be a child at heart. This place is meant for all ages, actually. - Misfire

Actually, it's for all ages to be honest - BorisRule

Yeah so let the kids go all alone - RobertWisdom

If only adults go it's creepy. - BananaBrain

Why is it creepy it is Disney they have been making movies since your grandparents were kids - germshep24

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10 There are many pedophiles

Why are they even allowed there? - JoeBoi

Hey can not deny the pass to anyone, they must first know if it is pedophile - MaximusKing

Why does this matter, kid friendly things are always going to attract pedophiles, if their not doing pedophilesque thing how is any one supposed to know? - germshep24

If your talking convicted pedophiles, then there are strict rehabilitation rules, where their placed in an area where there is a decreased chance of the person running into kids, which means they wouldn't be able to live anywhere near Disneyland - germshep24

The Contenders

11 The food is terrible

The chefs cook like toddlers I swear - BananaBrain

12 People Have Died There

Many deaths are due to preexisting medical conditions when they were riding.
They shouldn’t go on the crazy rides with a medical condition.
That’s why they have those warnings.

13 It’s crowded

So many people want to go and that’s the result

14 No shades in Toy Story Land

That’s the biggest problem with Toy Story Land, therefore children and parents risk heatstroke, dehydration, and sun damage (risking skin cancer).
Did you know 1 instance of sun damage leading to burning increases the risk of skin cancer by 50%.
Plus people try to stay hydrated and there are water stations, but Disney’s water is gross and I learned it’s from sulfur from the Florida Aquifer and Disney’s too cheap to keep it clean and safe.
Yet people can get sick or even die of poisoning from sulfur, as it’s toxic.
Yet their water also contains bromine, which (while less intense than chlorine) is carcinogenic, meaning it leads to cancer. - Gregory

15 It's Haunted
16 Disney's leftist agenda

Can someone please explain the logic of this one I really don't understand how someone can come to this conclusion? If it is because they have non-white stars and female stars that wouldn't be a leftist agenda, that would just mean inclusionary which would be a good thing - germshep24

17 It is in the same city the 2016 nightclub shooting happened
18 People dump dead people's ashes there
19 Their water stinks

Because it’s filled with sulfur from the Florida aquifer and Disney’s too cheap to purify it, so guests are at risk of sulfur poisoning.
Doesn’t Disney know about safety!?

20 Kids throwing tantrums

No wonder it’s not the happiest place on Earth.
The slogan is a lie for over marketing. - Gregory

21 People swearing

They say no profanity, yet people do it.
Now they especially can’t help it when riding thrill rides such as Rock ‘N’ Roller Coaster, The Tower of Terror, Flight of Passage, and Mission: Space. - Gregory

22 Rude People Rude People
23 The characters are not real
24 No Kingdom Hearts
25 Their History of Animal Abuse
26 Too many cringe worthy brats
27 All the stuff they do there, is just advertisement for their movies, etc.
28 You can't visit the castle
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