Top Ten Reasons Not to Like the Movie of Les Miserables

The Top Ten
1 It Is Singing All The Time

IT IS A MUSICAL! Do you know the definition of a musical? Or did you not pass second grade? If you don't like movies with musical numbers, here's a bright idea, DON"T WATCH THEM!

It's a MUSICAL...they're supposed to sing all the time, so deal with it!

2 It Is Hard To Understand

I get that it's a lot of story, but rlly guys pay attention and visit the wiki page

3 It's Boring If You Don't Know The Story

That's why you watch it...

4 It's Sad

It's an operetta (NOT a musical) that's name translates to The Miserables. What did you think the tone of a musical with a title like that would be? A happy musical?

It's a musical called les miserables, all you need is a translation

5 It's Repetitive

This forces me to believe that you've either never seen the movie or don't know the definition of repetitive.

6 The Songs Are Drony

You're drony. go see this in west end and you will have a different opinion

7 You Don't Like Musicals

WHAT? I like musicals. West Side Story is one of my favorites.

8 Russel Crowe's Singing

ok, ok, I get that he's probably not the best singer but 2 points:
1. I thought that javert shouldn't be a good singer. I just didn't get that impression from him from the book. he seems like the disney villain who tries to sing even though they have a bad voice

2. I honestly thing that there is a bigger singing crie happening: amanda seyfried. shes an ok singer but she clips every note that's supposed to be held out. for example, in the musical every time cosette sings "in my life" its building up and held out for tension. but amanda seyfried just stops the note after 1 beat, removing all possible tension

Russel Crowe is a better singer than you'll ever be.

9 It Is Long

Not like other blockbuster movies aren't over three hours...

if u can't stand thru 3 hrs of a fast paced action packed film like les mis, then u are sad

10 Hugh Jackman's singing

Hugh Jackman actually is a good singer, unlike those preppy pop singers that sound like a wide variety of dying animals that you probably listen to.

Hugh Jackman was better than Russel Crowe

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