Top Ten Reasons to Not Read This List
The Top Ten
1 It's a Waste of Time
This should be number one.
Agreed! Should be number 1
2 You Will Get Tortured By Salami
This happened to me before I even knew about this list. Now it's going to happen again. How thrilling!
3 It Will Make You Go Insane
4 Dora the Explorer Approved This List
5 You Could Be Making Your Own List
6 It Was Created In October
Oh, crap. It's October already?
7 Puppies Will Kill You
8 The Boggeyman Will Get You
9 Clowns Will Stab You to Death
I'm so happy I'm not afraid of clowns.
10 This Is a Spam
The Contenders
11 Shrek Will Stalk You Forever
12 Chuck Norris Is Behind You
The onlything behind me is a couch. Wait... What is that? It kind of looks like Chuck Norris!
13 You will Get Brainwashed
14 It's Better Then my Last List
15 It's Pointless
16 I Want Attention
17 You Could Have Made Coffee or Tea
18 I'm a Troll Living Under a Bridge
19 This Item Will Not Make You Laugh
I actually laughed.
20 It's For People With Asperger's Syndrome
21 It's Offensive and Cruel
22 People Died When Reading This
23 Million Children In Africa Died Because of This List
24 Contains 100% Justin Bieber
25 It Contains "Animal Abuse"
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