Top Ten Reasons Only Cool People Pee Their Pants
It's not cool to pee your pants this list is for funThe Top Ten
1 It marks your territory like a wolf
Human, that made this list, you need to visit a psychiatrist.
This list is the stupidest thing on Earth.
I hate wolves
2 It'll show you don't need a toilet you can do what you want when you want
3 It'll make your parents mad
4 It's better than pooping in your pants
This list is stupid, but I don't want to poop my pants.
5 All of the girls and boys will like you
no they won't they will laugh
And how does that work?
6 It will make you feel like a man
Yeahnand what if u r a girl it will make u really ashamed of your self
7 Peeing in your pants feels good
God how do u even know what it feels like. don't tell me u have done that
8 You can show people how smart you are by Taking off your pants and squeeze the pee ou
What if you had your period
9 A bully will never touch you again
Neither will your friends, family, pets or psychiatrists...
Yeah so will the whole class
10 It is just cool
Rather pee on someone else.
Sure it's so cool NOT
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11 It attracts girls
No, it REPELS girls (and other humans as well)
12 You'll don't need toilet anymore, so you can do more cool things in a shorter time.
This list is so bad it's funny
13 Pee is warm
14 Pee kinks
15 Peeing in your pants makes them darker
Dark clothes are so cool
16 You get your own lunch table
All that space!
17 It makes you a badass
18 It's rebellious
19 You get to miss school
Get to go home!
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