Top Ten Reasons Only Cool People Pee Their Pants

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It's not cool to pee your pants this list is for fun

The Top Ten

1 It marks your territory like a wolf

This list is the stupidest thing on Earth.

Human, that made this list, you need to visit a psychiatrist. - 7357

U don't nessecary have to pee though. - leafstar

Really?

2 It'll show you don't need a toilet you can do what you want when you want

Lol! - andrewteel

Hell yes

3 It'll make your parents mad

Yes it will! - andrewteel

4 It's better than pooping in your pants

This list is stupid, but I don't want to poop my pants.

5 All of the girls and boys will like you

what.

And how does that work?

6 It will make you feel like a man

Yeahnand what if u r a girl it will make u really ashamed of your self - leafstar

7 Peeing in your pants feels good

God how do u even know what it feels like. don't tell me u have done that - leafstar

8 You can show people how smart you are by Taking off your pants and squeeze the pee ou

What if you had your period

Yes...I agree

EW! DO YOU REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO SEE YOU PEEING AND LAUGH AT YOU!?

9 A bully will never touch you again

Neither will your friends, family, pets or psychiatrists... - TwilightKitsune

Yeah so will the whole class - leafstar

10 It is just cool

I agree

Sure it's so cool NOT - leafstar

Rather pee on someone else.

No it’s not. It’s gross

The Contenders

11 You'll don't need toilet anymore, so you can do more cool things in a shorter time.

Agreed

12 It attracts girls
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