Top Ten Reasons People Should Stop Calling Sarah Jessica Parker a Horse

The Top Ten

1 You cannot control the face you are born with

Ahh, the reason why she turned ugly is because oh her plastic surgery, you want to have a plastic surgery? Go on, but you should think about the people who will get scared to death by your horse face. - Votebotingsucks

Yeah, maybe you can't but she wasn't born with that face, she got plastic surgery.

I agree. Why don't they see how it feels like to be made fun of for something they cannot control. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

You can't control your looks and you can't control others either. - keycha1n

2 It's an insult to her husband

So her husband must be a horse then. - RobertWisdom

Is he a horse?

3 She's 50 years old

She really is very ugly

Not everyone is made out of plastic. - RockFashionista

I don't think Sarah is ugly. My mom gave me an old fashioned whippin for calling someone ugly when I was a child. And to this day I won't allow my children or my grands to call people derogatory names based on their looks.
No she isn't pretty but she's got charisma to spare! Yes she's thin but up until a few years ago she was the ideal weight and body type. My daughters and I love satc. All the seasons. I wasn't necessarily a fan of her hair colors and styles but... The comments in the "ugly" thread were hilarious though.

4 She was on Flight of the Navigator

As Carolyn McAdams. This is reason enough. (I'm kind of obsessed with this movie) - RockFashionista

5 It probably makes her sad

As somebody with Asperger's, I am very considerate of other people's feelings. I don't know why everyone is so mean to SJP. - RockFashionista

What's SJP stands for?

6 She's pretty

She looks beautiful as a witch.

Have any of you TopTenners ever watched Flight of the Navigator? Or LA Story? How about Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or Hocus Pocus? She is absolutely beautiful! If you think she is ugly, search "ugly female celebrities" on Google... You will find MUCH more horrifying women. - RockFashionista

I agree. I also think she's pretty just not stereotypically so.

Hey, you must have a famous problem to call this woman pretty!

7 She's a good role model

It's true! Secretariat looks up to her. - RobertWisdom

All the horses will be happy.

8 It's degrading to a horse

You are a disgusting person. It's not "degrading to a horse." it's "degrading" to Sarah Jessica Parker! - RockFashionista

Come on. Horses look way better than SJP.


9 She's intelligent

Defineatley one of those celebrities with a higher IQ. (Due to recent study, Justin Beiber has an IQ of 94) - RockFashionista

10 She's awesome

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11 It's not even funny

Affirmative. It's really just a huge cliche now, and I wish people would just stop it already. - RockFashionista

12 She doesn't look like a horse

She looks like a female version of big-foot more than a horse. - Votebotingsucks

She really doesn't look like a horse.

13 It sounds too harsh
14 She looks like a Pony

Um, the whole point of this list is to not call SJP a horse. - RockFashionista

Not fair to the poor ponies who don't get to vote and have to live being compared to this poor horses butt sore.

15 She didn't do anything to deserve the name-calling

It's true. Sarah is a very good person and I admire her confidence. - RockFashionista

Why are some people just plain nasty for no reason? Most likely they feel bad about themselves!

If you're going to make fun of a celebrity, make-fun of someone who actually deserves it like Chris Brown, O.J. simpson, Justin Beiber, and Kanye West.

16 It's totally offensive to horses
17 She's beautiful

Disagree, this is the truth, she so ugly I want to put my eyes in a bucket of Clorox after seeing her. - Votebotingsucks

She's beautiful in her own way.

I completely agree. Sarah is very beautiful and sweet. - RockFashionista

18 It might make horses cry
19 It's mean
20 It's an old joke
21 SJP is a nice lady
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