Top Ten Reasons People Should Stop Calling Sarah Jessica Parker a Horse

The Top Ten
1 You cannot control the face you are born with

Ahh, the reason why she turned ugly is because oh her plastic surgery, you want to have a plastic surgery? Go on, but you should think about the people who will get scared to death by your horse face.

I agree. Why don't they see how it feels like to be made fun of for something they cannot control.

Yeah, maybe you can't but she wasn't born with that face, she got plastic surgery.

You can't control your looks and you can't control others either.

2 It's an insult to her husband

Imagine her husband Mathew kicking their Burt's for insulting his wife!

3 It's degrading to a horse

You are a disgusting person. It's not "degrading to a horse." it's "degrading" to Sarah Jessica Parker!

4 She's 50 years old

I don't think Sarah is ugly. My mom gave me an old fashioned whippin for calling someone ugly when I was a child. And to this day I won't allow my children or my grands to call people derogatory names based on their looks.
No she isn't pretty but she's got charisma to spare! Yes she's thin but up until a few years ago she was the ideal weight and body type. My daughters and I love satc. All the seasons. I wasn't necessarily a fan of her hair colors and styles but... The comments in the "ugly" thread were hilarious though.

Not everyone is made out of plastic.

She really is very ugly

5 It probably makes her sad

As somebody with Asperger's, I am very considerate of other people's feelings. I don't know why everyone is so mean to SJP.

6 She's pretty

Have any of you TopTenners ever watched Flight of the Navigator? Or LA Story? How about Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or Hocus Pocus? She is absolutely beautiful! If you think she is ugly, search "ugly female celebrities" on Google... You will find MUCH more horrifying women.

I agree. I also think she's pretty just not stereotypically so.

Hey, you must have a famous problem to call this woman pretty!

She looks beautiful as a witch.

7 She was on Flight of the Navigator

As Carolyn McAdams. This is reason enough. (I'm kind of obsessed with this movie)

8 It's not even funny

Affirmative. It's really just a huge cliche now, and I wish people would just stop it already.

9 She's a good role model

All the horses will be happy.

10 She doesn't look like a horse

She looks like a female version of big-foot more than a horse.

She really doesn't look like a horse.

The Contenders
11 She's intelligent

Defineatley one of those celebrities with a higher IQ. (Due to recent study, Justin Beiber has an IQ of 94)

12 She's awesome
13 She looks like a Pony

Not fair to the poor ponies who don't get to vote and have to live being compared to this poor horses butt sore.

14 She didn't do anything to deserve the name-calling

Why are some people just plain nasty for no reason? Most likely they feel bad about themselves!

If you're going to make fun of a celebrity, make-fun of someone who actually deserves it like Chris Brown, O.J. simpson, Justin Beiber, and Kanye West.

It's true. Sarah is a very good person and I admire her confidence.

15 It's totally offensive to horses

If anyone is going throw insults at least DON'T bring animals in the middle of it or it will upset them!

Offending animals is animal cruelty!

16 She's beautiful

Disagree, this is the truth, she so ugly I want to put my eyes in a bucket of Clorox after seeing her.

I completely agree. Sarah is very beautiful and sweet.

She's beautiful in her own way.

17 It might make horses cry

Stop offending horses!

18 It sounds too harsh
19 It's mean
20 It's an old joke

Even if it's a joke, it's still very offensive!

21 SJP is a nice lady
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