Top Ten Reasons a Person Might Vote for Donald Trump

Ever wonder what's going on in his supporters heads? Well here are some possible reasons...
The Top Ten
1 They Have a Fetish for Massive, Sexy Walls

Trump has explained that his walls would be much smaller than those currently surrounding the Vatican.
Of course it is well-known that all Catholics worldwide have a fetish for massive, sexy walls because the Pope shows by example how great they are.

It's almost like Attack on Titan! Donald Trump is like that annoying Pastor Nick guy who seems to have an obsessive fetish for walls! Especially the massive, sexy ones!

I heard Japan made a political cartoon called Attack on Liar where Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan.

But they have no curves!

2 They Might Be Held at Gunpoint

Light Yagami should write Donald Trump's name in his Death Note.

Does anyone have a Death Note I can borrow?

3 They're Terrorists and Spies That Want to Vote for Trump to Make the USA Stupider and More Vulnerable

This sounds like a funny yet possible reason as to why people would vote for Donald Trump.

4 People from Beijing Who Still Hold a Grudge On Mexico Because They Won 2 Gold Medals at the 2012 Olympics and Beijing Only Won 2

Well, that's how it works here on the top tens.

5 Ben Carson May Discard His Patient's "Common Sense Lobe" to Make Them More Likely to Vote for Trump
6 They May Be Past Winners of "The Celebrity Apprentice"
7 They Closed Their Eyes and Pointed to a Random Candidate On Their Television; It Just Happened to Be Trump, So They Now Have to Vote for Them
8 They May Have the Skin Color of a Pumpkin

Donald Trump's skin is made of raw chicken.

9 They May Be a Part of His Weird-Ass Family

Donald Trump is like Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist.

10 They Just Want to Watch the World Burn

Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan.

The Contenders
11 They Think He's Much Better Than Barack Obama

Sorry velitelcabal, but Donald Trump ruining foreign relations is actually more disastrous in the long run than you think. If that happens, it will negatively impact the United States's economy AND the global economy as well. Also, Barack Obama went to Harvard, so he understands LAW AND POLITICS. Donald Trump is just a billionaire businessman with no experience in office. So to say Donald Trump is better than Barack Obama is like saying Caillou (Donald Trump) is stronger than Goku (Barack Obama) from Dragon Ball Z. And who liked your comment?

Yep. I'm probably one of the only people who is going to miss Barack Obama when his second term ends. All the candidates don't seem as good as him. Of course, there were a lot of good ones who dropped out, and there are still some good ones like Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and even Ted Cruz. However, the day I say Donald Trump is better than Barack Obama would be the day I climbed to the summit of Mt. Everest, which will be... never.

I'm not the biggest fan of Barack Obama, but at least I think that he is better than Donald Trump. At least the whole country didn't literally fall apart under him. Think about what will happen if Donald Trump becomes president! OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DONALD TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT!

If Barack Obama and Donald Trump could run against each other, Barack Obama would beat him by a LANDSLIDE in both the popular and electoral votes. And to be honest, he's better than Hillary Clinton.

12 They Have a Brain and Common Sense

Lol Trump supporters are some of the the dumbest people on Earth.

You lost! Accept it!

13 They Think He's Much Better Than Hillary Clinton

I'm putting my trust in the electoral college to make the right choice for America when it comes time to elections.

I hate them both equally as much, so for me neither of them is better.

At least Barack Obama is better than Hillary Clinton.

They KNOW he's much better than Hillary Clinton.

14 They're Racist Against Mexicans

Being "Mexican" is not a race, it is a nationality, there are people of numerous different races who are Mexicans.

I'm Mexican and I support Trump, but I don't exist according to the liberals.

To the visitor below, I don't like any of the canidates. They all suck.

15 The Line for the Ballot for Hillary Clinton is Full

A sad event this would be.

16 They are Racist People Who Never Use Their Brain
17 They are Working for Hydra
18 They are Tired of the Nonsense from Social Justice Warriors
19 They Have Some Common Sense
20 They are Working for Skynet
21 They Accidentally Check Off the Wrong Box When Voting
22 They're Idiots Who Don't Care About Politics But Want to Vote Anyway
23 They're Russian

I heard most Russians are rooting for Trump.

Brilliant item

24 Trump Has the Best Endorsements

Dennis Rodman, Mike Tyson, Gary Busey, Ted Nugent, know what I mean?

25 They Hate Celebrities Who are Democrats
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