Top Ten Reasons Potatoes Are a God Fruit

Potatoes are my favorite food. I need to make a list to get my mind off of Gravity Falls.
The Top Ten
1 They taste good baked

This title reminded me of the show Dinosaurs, because in one episode, they were forced to worship a potato.

Baked potatoes are my life. Especially with bacon and cheese.

You can do anything with a potato and it'll taste damn fine. This list speaks the truth!

Potatoes aren't fruits

2 They are very healthy

They are truly the God fruit!

3 They taste good fried

One of the best tastes.

4 They are probably magical

Because they are.

5 They are the best food ever

One day all potatoes will rule to earth.

6 Almost everyone eats them
7 They can be used to make french fries
8 They can be used to make tater tots
9 They can be eaten for any meal
10 They can be eaten as snacks
The Contenders
11 Without them, we wouldn't have potato chips
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