Top Ten Reasons to Read This List Instead of Other Lists

Turkeyasylum
Why should you read this list? I dunno, just read my reasons. Enjoy!

The Top Ten

1 The list was made with lots of effort.

Yep, I put a whole five minutes into this list! If you think it's rushed, visit the list of the top ten asinine ways to wake somebody up (an underrated list). - Turkeyasylum

This list gave me diabetes - ryanrimmel

2 Three green and purple unicorns made an offering to this list and worship it as a goddess.

Yes, my list is a girl. And these three unicorns could have worshipped any list, but chose this one. - Turkeyasylum

Who are these green and purple unicorns you are talking about. Twilight Sparkle and MAYBE Rarity from Inspiration Manisfestation. - MusicalPony

3 This list idea was suggested to Sheldon Cooper in a dream, but was declined because it "Didn't make sense".
4 This list is zero percent guaranteed to protect anyone from disease.

Yep, the highest numbers since the list of "worst illnesses of the 21st century". - Turkeyasylum

5 In about the time it takes to read this TheTopTens list, a light particle from the Sun will be about a quarter of a way to reaching Earth.

That is, if it doesn't run into Mercury or Venus on its eay there. - Turkeyasylum

6 No other reason, except you feel like it.

If you feel like reading a list, go ahead! Read this one! - Turkeyasylum

7 This list is worth your time, unoffensive, funny, and creative, unlike some other lists.

And one of them is "that" list which was deleted recently. - Turkeyasylum

Indeed-this list has a curious charm! - keycha1n

8 This list has no mention of Ebola.

Everyone makes jokes about it, and I don't like to, or feel like it. - Turkeyasylum

It's mentionibg Ebola now! - Poptropica

9 A young girl stumbled upon this list in 2016, and said it was her favorite list.

Hey, 2016 was a good year... - Turkeyasylum

10 This list has ten items.

Yes, so you know it isn't incomplete.

Thanks for reading! - Turkeyasylum

Ten is overrated. Check my list instead.

It has 11.

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2. This list idea was suggested to Sheldon Cooper in a dream, but was declined because it "Didn't make sense".
3. Three green and purple unicorns made an offering to this list and worship it as a goddess.
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1. The list was made with lots of effort.
2. Three green and purple unicorns made an offering to this list and worship it as a goddess.
3. This list idea was suggested to Sheldon Cooper in a dream, but was declined because it "Didn't make sense".
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