Top Ten Reasons to Read This List Instead of Other Lists

Why should you read this list? I dunno, just read my reasons. Enjoy!

The Top Ten

1 The list was made with lots of effort.

Yep, I put a whole five minutes into this list! If you think it's rushed, visit the list of the top ten asinine ways to wake somebody up (an underrated list).

This list gave me diabetes

2 This list idea was suggested to Sheldon Cooper in a dream, but was declined because it "Didn't make sense".

3 Three green and purple unicorns made an offering to this list and worship it as a goddess.

Who are these green and purple unicorns you are talking about. Twilight Sparkle and MAYBE Rarity from Inspiration Manisfestation.

Yes, my list is a girl. And these three unicorns could have worshipped any list, but chose this one.

4 This list is zero percent guaranteed to protect anyone from disease.

Yep, the highest numbers since the list of "worst illnesses of the 21st century".

5 In about the time it takes to read this TheTopTens list, a light particle from the Sun will be about a quarter of a way to reaching Earth.

6 No other reason, except you feel like it.

If you feel like reading a list, go ahead! Read this one!

7 This list is worth your time, unoffensive, funny, and creative, unlike some other lists.

And one of them is "that" list which was deleted recently.

Indeed-this list has a curious charm!

8 A young girl stumbled upon this list in 2016, and said it was her favorite list.

Hey, 2016 was a good year...

9 This list has no mention of Ebola.

Everyone makes jokes about it, and I don't like to, or feel like it.

10 This list has ten items.

Yes, so you know it isn't incomplete.

Thanks for reading!

Ten is overrated. Check my list instead.

The Contenders

11 It Isn't Made By Sanjay and Craig

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