Top Ten Reasons to Read the Title of This List

The Top Ten

1 You already did.

2 The Illuminati wants you to.

3 Because it will make you smarter.

4 Because if you do you'll meet Goku.

5 Because if you don't Obama will touch you.

6 Because if you do, you will get to fight Bruce Lee's zombie.

7 Because it exists.

8 Because it has defensive spells in it that must be decoded.

9 Because Bigfoot will be found if you do.

10 Because if you don't, you lose Total Drama Top Tens.

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