Top Ten Reasons the Republicans Need to Win the 2016 U.S. Election

Republicans are more ethical, especially if we blame Obama for every single thing in this country ever since he won the presidential election. Wait, what about George W. Bush? He's what Republicans call The True American Hero. He knows that to stimulate our economy, lower taxes, open loopholes, and rely on oil for the next 100 years. That way we can provide unprecedented success to places like Texas and Houston, which are more beautiful and interesting than oppressive socialist places like Paris, Rome, London, and New York, let's not forget California. Everything bad in this world is Obamas fault!

The Earth is only 2000 years old, born when Christ is born.

The Earth ain't round like what you "scientists" believe, it's flat. I don't feel like we are turning around, either on land or flying to China.

Climate change is a hoax. It's done to control oil companies. You know oil companies need all that money.

I'm tired of scientists rewriting education!

If the Earth was born 2000 years ago when Christ was born, why were there empires from before Christ? Why are there people older than Christ in the bible (like his mother)? Climate change is real, but can be prevented. It is a very simple concept. The world is round. People have been to space, seen it, and even taken pictures of it.

If you want to deny climate change, that's your business. Apparently you know more than our military, virtually the entire science community, nearly all climatologists, and over two hundred countries. Have at it, but it sounds like you're pretty much on your own.

Why have schools at all if a Republican is elected? Just send the kiddies home and have them watch Fox News. Who needs truth, anyway?

Good luck with that--America's interest payments on debt to China are enough to fund the entire Chinese military. In other words, the US is paying for two armed forces.

Whichever party wins will inevitably fail--they'll inherit a sinking ship.

Screw spending for healthcare, infrastructure, and education, even though the poor need it! As a matter of fact, screw the poor!

Yes, let's bomb random nations and conspire a terrorist attack against the US! Smart idea

What the hell did the Mexicans do to you?
Did they take your job because you are fat and lazy?
Did they buy a better house than you because they went to college and you dropped out of high school?
Are you mad because their life is better than yours?
Exactly now go and finish high school you lazy prick.

Whoever made this is a racist bastard! What did Mexicans do to you? At least they work hard and help the economy, along with diffusing many of their delicious foods to the United States that exist today.

You guys are racist. That's unconstitutional and you know it. It goes against the 14th Amendment. All people born or naturalized in the United States are citizens!

Seriously, they are ruining our way of life. Especially if it involves shooting people, making jokes about foreigners, and listening to our Carrie Underwood records. Yeehaw!

There are people who will be in jail for life because they dealt drugs or did drugs once. There are also people who have terrorized the country running free. The general public also don't know the punishments for most crimes-thus making punishments non-deterring.

Our prison situation is more complex than "kill all the really bad guys".

Also, funny how the Catholic Church supports blatant murder.

I oppose the death penalty, and I have a really powerful guy on my side. His name is Jesus Christ...

We'll have a clean government, like it was under Richard Nixon and George W. Bush

This is just an issue used by Republicans to get votes and donations. From 2002 to 2006, you had a Republican president and a Republican congress, and not a single thing was done about abortion. Do you seriously think Republicans want this issue to go away? They wouldn't be able to play their "holy" card anymore! Then there's this little matter of Roe vs. Wade. If Catholicism, or Christianity, were in fact the national religion, what the Catholic Church believes would carry great weight. It is very explicit in the constitution that we have freedom of religion in this country, however, and that has been upheld in every challenge made in the Supreme Court.

Please stop abortions. It is horrible. Abortions should be banned. I fully support women's rights, but I don't think that a woman should have the right to kill a baby just because the baby happens to be residing in her body.

Scientific proof that a fetus is not part of a woman's body:
It is possible to remove the developing human embryo from a woman. Given the correct conditions and nutrients (such as even being placed in another person's uterus) the baby WILL develop into a new living being.

Also let's review the definition of a living organism.
1. Made up of cells (obviously)
2. Obtain and use energy (nutrients from the mother)
3. Respond and adapt to the environment (Can be seen when fetuses kick. Also, if the conditions are bad, the fetus will die which is a response to the environment)
4. Can reproduce (There have been cases of female babies being pregnant at birth. Google if you don't believe me. On the male side, yes the sperm is not yet fully ...more

What if, for instance, the woman trying to get an abortion was raped? You might say "Well, it's not the fetus's fault that the mother was raped." While that is true, by not granting the woman the right to chose, you are basically punishing her for being raped. She will have the baby, which us very tiring and stressful, and not to mention the amount of money that she would have to fork over.

I do hate people who take abortions for granted. People that get pregnant and then have an abortion, then get pregnant again disgust me. But still, everyone should have a choice.

I would read Hillary Clinton's book "Living History." It provides some facts about why abortion should remain legal, and it is very compelling.

Banning abortions is as advanced as the ideals of a third-world nation. America is becoming more like some crappy Eastern European country

When I turn eighteen, I will register as a Republican because I don't want people to have to pay too many taxes. Also, I think that the budget should be lowered because it is very important to only spend within your means.

If we leave it up to private industry to take care of the poor, they will donate. But they will choose the people they donate to, and not everyone will be helped...

If we want to be historically accurate here, Reagan raised taxes seven of the eight years he was in office. This is the truth. Fox News "facts" may differ...

If there's something people in America with extra money WONT do: it's donate them to public schools.

Our economy and nation is damaged because we have to pay attention to global warming and recognizing the rights of many people. Why should we help the poor? Especially if they are lazy and you-know-what. The CEO knows all about hard work, especially if he has to lay off many people and cut costs so that he can earn $250k a minute. Now that's business and hard work!

We probably should pay attention to global warming since 98 percent of scientists (who, by the way, have actually studied it) say it is real. Look at it this way. You live in Miami and have a house on the beach. 98 percent of the weather forecasters say there will be a hurricane tomorrow. Do you stand by and do nothing?

This list is an absolute joke. You say that you're fine with homosexuals because you think lesions are hot? Seriously?

Also, like mentioned before, by lowering taxes, school quality WILL go down, and stay down, because we all know how all Americans are SO charitable. Also, what you basically said earlier was, you'd rather have the money to buy nicer things, while schools and students suffer? It's ridiculous!

On your comment about the death sentence, in my opinion, life imprisonment is much worse than the death penalty. Would you rather stay 60 years in a cell, or to just end it all?

I like how you said Republicans would have less criminals on the White House, while two of our Republican presidents were criminals. Cough cough, Reagan and Nixon

I am all for a strong military, but I think we should have limits. Look at what Bush did. He had no evidence whatsoever that Iraq had nukes, yet we invaded anyway. What's worse, when we found out there were no nukes, ...more

Actually, some Republicans are now starting to come around and support gay marriage (Dick Cheney, Rob Portman, Lisa Murkowski). This is pretty immaterial, since there are so many other reasons to vote against Republicans...

Man, gay marriage will cause me to divorce my wife. But at least I'll marry my horse, later anyways. Maybe in 2030. At least I know how to make love with a horse.

They're just against the concept of "marriage", not union. So it's almost like there are no cons for Republicans.

The Catholic Church is now headed by Pope Francis, who seemed to get along just fine with Obama. I also feel that Jesus would be in favor of all sick people having access to health care, was against the death penalty, and while there are some Biblical passages decrying gay marriage, Jesus also was very clear we were not to judge each other.

God is an American, residing in the megachurch built near that McDonald's. He spreads the gospel to each and everyone while driving in his Escalade he bought from charity. His favorite songs are "Redneck Woman," "Before He Cheats," and anything by Toby Keith.

However, Pope Francis need not apply, so who cares?

Who is the likely Republican candidate? Donald Trump. Who said on February 18, 2016, that Trump's policies of excluding Mexicans and Muslims are not Christian? Pope Francis of the Catholic Church. Thumb me up, thumb me down, do whatever you want. Number ten on this list is FALSE.

The church wants us to accept Syrian refugees, is against the death penalty, and Pope Francis has said he cannot judge homosexuals. Other than abortion, which Republicans just use as a wedge issue, this is not totally true.

I'm a Democrat and Carson is a brilliant man and brilliant surgeon who has no experience in government, doesn't understand it, and is probably the worst of the lot, he or Fiorina. Trump's whole campaign seems to be about insulting people, which is easy to do when you don't have to answer to anybody. If, God forbid, he ever gets in, that kind of governing will likely, and justifiably, get him impeached. Cruz, Rubio, Huckabee, Fiorina, and Santorum are basically all the same candidate. They would take us back to the good old days of double-digit unemployment that Bush's brother George graced us with. No, Trump and Bush aren't the only bad candidates. They're all pretty putrid.

As a liberal, I'd rather deal with Donald Trump than Ted Cruz. Trump can make a deal with us. Ted Cruz? He will continue on his homophobic, racist, Jesus Freak, McCarthyist quagmire; hardly anyone in the Northeast (most educated region in the US by the way) likes Cruz. Trump won by a landslide in the East Coast. No more stupid bible thumpers!

Only Trump is the bad candidate. Jeb Bush is fine, but I'd rather have either Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz or Ben Carson.

I respect your opinion but I think you're nuts if you really think Trump would make a good president.

To get ahead in life, be happy with $7.25/hour and just work 20 hours a day. Stop stifling business with unions. And don't call in sick because you are just not motivated to work. Still better than working in China or Bangladesh

If we call for a living wage or better health care, we're gonna turn into another Detroit.

But they care more about their seven figure donations from the Koch brothers.

The rich are not nearly rich enough. Being the greatest country on earth the USA should have the richest rich people and the poorest poor people. Only the GOP can make it happen!

I meant to say I feel like Democrats added half the items to this list to make us Republicans LOOK stupid. I am a moderate Republican and I don't agree with half the items on the list.

I feel like Democrats added half the items to this list to make us Republicans stupid. I am a moderate Republican and I don't agree with half the items on the list.

This is the kind of post that may give people cancer.

Other than the USA (before anyway), Russia is the moral model of the world. While godless European countries like Sweden are friendly to gay people, Russia does not take no gay propaganda. Vladimir Putin, now that's what I call a leader!

I'm Russian. They're the 14th most corrupt country in the world. It's not a nation to be proud of.

You might want to look at Russia's economy before you fall too much in love with them...

Paradise on earth. Putin is also a stable genius.

This is the United States of America. Not Townsville! It's because people have easy access to guns that bad people can get their hands on them and kill other people. Guns may not kill people, but people certainly do. And people killing people means more crimes.

Only when America gets to 1 billion privately-held guns will it truly be safe.

Don't need no liberal messing with you, especially in university

Democrats are the biggest mistake ever created. Ever since we got PC Obama negotiating with terrorists and his attempt to ban guns this country has been down the drain. Don't even think about banning guns because we need them and we work to make more money!

That's a bad form of foreign policy for the United States right there. I'm an AP student and I'm American. I don't want Americans to look stupid.

Democrats are adding these items to the list to make Republicans look dumb confirmed.

I don't think Republicans are dumb. I just think they're wrong.

And getting all the people who voted in favor of this to pay for it!

A great, great wall

Also an atlantic sea wall to keep people from Europe and Africa

Hillary Clinton graduated from Wellesley College and Yale Law School.
Barack Obama graduated from Harvard Law School Magna Vum Laude and wrote the Law Review for his graduating class.
Bernie Sanders graduated from Brooklyn College
Joe Biden graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Justice.
These are true facts. Unlike your true facts, mine can be verified by going to their websites.

Seriously, liberals need to leave him alone.All these progressives must have not graduated third grade and only went to college because a secret organization recruits these fourth-grade dropouts to go to classrooms in order for liberalism to spread. True fact!

Actually, we liberals haven't really given him much of a thought. I'm glad he's smarter than Einstein, though. Any guess as to when he'll start showing it?

Twice hours worked while having less take-home pay. That is important, especially to the CE...er...business owner.

Who cares about other countries? Who needs friends if we get in a war? So what if we kick Muslims out of our country and they go join ISIS? So what if pollute our planet? Let's just insult everyone and all will be happy. You know, if we add all you Trump supporters IQs together they might equal Obama's. It would take a lot of you, though...

Seriously, who cares about other countries. In fact, who cares about other states outside the Deep South. Not my problem if the map in my campaign is incorrect. So what if I can't point where Colorado is?

Like are arts that important? Who cares if one wants to be an actor or a musician? We need more money for corporations, because, you know, jobs. Besides, music is provided by Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, and all the American Idol contestants, courtesy of big record companies. So shut up you hippies! Go have a pity party next to your satanic Beatles, Rolling Stones and Pink Floyd records.

Yes. No one cares about arts.

You do realize that would cause kids to get more obese, right? And I don't want foreign countries thinking America is a land of fat people. Plus, what if there is an attack by ISIS on the US and we need more military members? We can't have national security or an army if every soldier is obese and can't run! No offense to obese people though. I'm pretty sure they want to be healthy and they don't want others to be obese like them as well.

Screw eating broccoli, I want a lot of hot dogs and cupcakes! Kids being forced to eat healthy food is communism

These comments are killing my brain cells. Seriously: "Who cares about pollution? " If the Republican party is full of psychos like the ones here, then I'm not expecting them to win any presidential elections any time soon.

I am a Republican and I believe that the only justification for the governmeny regulating a business is for the sake of the environment. That being said, yes, I am a Republican who believes that global warming is real.

Tired of the bureaucracy. Let BP, Exxon operate as they please, even with factory accidents and oil spill. Who cares about pollution? At least you can breathe! Plus, Tax breaks bring jobs. Always. Even if that means Wal-Mart. ITS STILL A JOB! California ain't gonna last long with frequent earthquakes and hipster tech nerds.