Top 10 Reasons to Save Nicki Minaj's Butt from Nicki Minaj

The Top Ten

1 The butt was tortured by plastic surgery

Call 888-999 if you want to save Nicki Minaj butt

2 The butt wants to be that butt to cure cancer but instead it become a butt for Nicki Minaj

3 The butt felt extreme pain when Nicki Minaj wiggles her butt

4 The butt dreamed to fly but she can't because she is stuck

5 The butt wants to be free but it can't

6 The butt felt awkward when being touched by perverts

But isn't this the whole (horrible) purpose of Nicki's music? Perverted stuff?

7 The butt has a dream of being a astronaut but she can't

8 The butt wanted to listen to good ol' American Football, Mineral, the Flaming Lips & the Beatles songs but instead the butt listens to Nicki Minaj music

Please help Nicki Minaj butt before she becomes a big butt that doesn't fit on the door

Nicki Minaj does not make music. She makes garbage.

9 The butt wants to poop on the lawn but she is not allowed

10 The butt is jealous of Kyle's butt

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