Top Ten Reasons Shrek is Better Than Anime

Since admin wouldn't let make the list called "Top ten reasons Shrek is the best anime ever"(which it is), I will instead make a list explains why Shrek is a better anime than almost every other anime(besides Corey in the house, bee movie, and toy story of course).
The Top Ten
1 Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway is best game ever

Greatest racing game ever existed. You can't change my mind

Yes, It's the best

2 Shrek has influenced the world in a good way, anime has not

Before I watched Shrek, I was a useless nobody with no friends. Now I live in a 1 morbillion dollar mansion and lick my balls 68,419 times a day

If you think about it, Shrek has a beautiful life lesson, telling you to treasure the life you have. It's better than that stupid Fairy Tail message! I can't believe people think Fairy Tail is an anime! I mean, it's not even North Korean!

Exactly. Shrek started millions of memes, while anime is just going on some poop journey.

A truly beautiful message.
We are all onions.

3 Shrek has better animation

Technically, all animations are anime, since anime just means animation in Japanese. But it just usually only refers to animations by Japan.

Shrek is realistic and every frame is good and has effort put in, in some anime they only make the mouth of the characters move for some frames.

Random, I would like to take a minute for acknowledging that Cory In The House is a better anime than Shrek.

Shrek is best anime. Goku could not defeat Shrek if he tried.

4 Shrek is funny, anime isn't

Ogres are like onions. Ogres have layers, onions have layers! Shrek is funnier than most anime. Most amines suck even the Pokemon anime is garbage (and look at my username)

Um, EXCUSE ME? Have you even seen PROPER anime? Watch Lazytown! Lazytown isn't just funny, but it makes you feel a rainbow of emotions!

Anime is funny too! Have you never seen Boku no Hero, Cory in the House or Bee Movie?

Maybe the first two movies were funny but not as funny as anime.

5 Shrek has long green ears. Anime characters don't.

When I was little at a McDonald's party I won shrek ears as a prize I am honoured

That's why Shrek is 100% both husbando and waifu material. Why have a husbando and waifu when you can have both?

6 Shrek has swag, anime doesn't
7 Shrek is love, Shrek is life, anime isn't

I spent most of my childhood watching this masterpiece of an anime, and let me tell you I basically grew up with the characters

Actually anime and cartoons are love and life if you spend your whole life watching it

Oh my God. I love that joke.

Lol that video though...

8 Shrek is cool, anime characters are lame

Its actually the other way around.

Shrek can easily beat up a lot of so-called 'anime' characters like Goku and Saitama!

9 Unlike anime, Shrek doesn't make people weaboos

Weeaboos cannot take opinions AT ALL. If I go to a list about "worst anime" it is filled with weeaboos whining and moping over opinions.

One of Shrek's life lessons is to not be a weeaboo because it won't get you anywhere in life

If you don't like Shrek, then you have autism.

And the lovers also respect opinions unlike weeaboos.

10 Shrek has a decent story, anime always has the same story about a journey

Shrek has an anime story that'll leave you in love, anger, tears and happiness. I won't spoil you the story, but the story is amazing. I know Bee Movie was a cliche anime about a journey, but its story is a little better than Shrek. Don't bash me, it's just an opinion.

Every anime ever: We need to defeat out enemies! To do so, we need to train the power of THIS magic and go on a long journey.

All Shrek films have more variety in plot.

The Contenders
11 Shrek has good voice acting, anime has terrible voice acting

Some female anime voices are SO high pitched and annoying. And all the male voices sound like horny alpha males going on and on while inhaling helium.

The seiyuus were actually paid a trillion dollars just for voice acting in Shrek. Even if they only voiced the side characters! Best voice acting in the history of anime

Only because there not really American cartoons so most have jappenese accent you may not like

12 Shrek has layers, anime characters don't

What about Robbie Rotten, one of the best anime villains ever created? He has such personality and backstory that some people almost wished that he was real. Shrek was a great character that faced many hardships, but you would only agree if you haven't watched Lazytown.

Attack on Titan proves you wrong because it is next-level anime. Only ignorant people deny its complications...

Shrek has several layers that make him God

13 Shrek has cool characters like Donkey, Gingerbread Man, etc.

Okay, I'd admit it, Shrek was a character with lots of depth, but I'll list some better written characters...
Robbie Rotten from Lazytown
Drake and Josh
The four name teletubbies (they have such a sad backstory! )
The chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks
Barry Bee Benson from the Bee movie

They're kinda better than Shrek

There is tons of anime and your saying that anime has no good character just because the anime you watched has sucky character doesn't mean all them suck; my first cartoon was mad it was awful but I didn't judge cartoons I saw more until I found a good one.

To be honest a lot of them are incredibly annoying.

14 Shrek is hot

He's number 1 for my hottest anime guys list

15 Shrek has more originality than anime
16 Shrek has a better soundtrack than anime

All Star was one of the best anime openings of all time.

My Soul, Your Beats! and Guren No Yumiya are okay but All Star blew them out of the water.

Shrek songs are the best

17 Shrek is American

Shrek is voiced by a Scotland actor.
The first film had Shillings old British money. They tried to sell Donkey for 10 Shillings.

18 Shrek is our ogrelord
19 Shrek has better video games

I can't wait for the Shrek Visual Novel

20 Shrek is better looking than any anime character
21 Shrek isn't anime
22 Shrek isn't boring
23 Unlike anime, Shrek doesn't use cliches
24 Shrek doesn't have big eyes, unlike anime characters
25 Shrek doesn't move at 2 frames per second.
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