Top Ten Reasons to Steal Dapperpickle's Pickle

The Top Ten

1 You will have sweg if you stole it.

What's sweg? Is it similar to swag?

2 You will be rewarded $50,000,000

3 It helps you beat a kitten

4 You will attract many old ladies

My old pickle will not be mistaken for a hot old man.

5 To prove you've got the balls to steal it.

6 To feed an Irish talking pug

This is the bacon sandwich thing all over again...

7 To Save The World From Zombie Apocalypse

8 To stop him from being cynical

And now look where he is

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