Reasons Stealing Positronwildhawk's Bacon Sandwich is Better Than Stealing Alphaq's Watermelon

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1 Watermelons are harder to steal

U think is easi no is not

What kind of list is this?

2 It's more worth it
3 AlphaQ's house is harder to find

what

4 AlphaQ already ate it while Positron didn't
5 Bacon is more expensive

I liek wore melon moar but steeling bacon is niser

6 If you're not AlphaQ, the watermelon will turn you green
7 AlphaQ has more resources for protecting his watermelon
8 You have to be good at skateboarding and pass very difficult obstacles in order to get to the watermelon
9 AlphaQ's watermelon has sour juices that only Godzillas can stand the juice
10 It's fun to steal bacon but not watermelons

I would rather steal a watermelon, I don't like bacon.