Top 10 Reasons to Take EpicJake's Burger
The Top Ten
1 It's delicious
It is as gross as a rotten egg, because of you eat it, your dead.
2 It has a delicious bun
3 Kim Jong Un wants it before he destroys the world
Nah nah nah boo boo. Try, but you'll fail.
I'll go kill Kim Jung Un.
4 It says "Only you can eat my burgers, you are allowed to eat my burgers"
5 It's a masterpiece
Bet you can't make a burger like that.
6 It was reported that EpicJake burger is 100% no germs
It give YOU germs because it hates you.
7 It's made of EpicJake
Nom nom nom...i would be a proud cannibal
Ugh, you guys don't know what I mean.
Let's feast on that lunatic now!
8 It's better than any Picasso paintings
I see now. You want me to make a burger that I better than that?
9 They are good for you and not him
10 EpicJake can't defend his burgers
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