Top Ten Reasons There Shouldn't Be a Mummy In Your House

The Top Ten
1 He might be evil
2 He's old
3 He's a dead guy who came from the dead
4 He probably smells
5 He is gonna be scary
6 He hates cats
7 He might feel bad and nasty
8 He's gonna be covered in toilet paper
9 He might eat your dog
10 In horror movies mummies kill humans
The Contenders
11 Mummies are lame
12 He might bring scarabs
13 He will abduct your girlfriend
14 He will bring your girlfriend to Egypt to resurrect his long lost love
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