Top Ten Reasons TheTopTens User Shartfart Should Get Out of Bed

The Top Ten

1 I need to piss

Come on you lazy chicken get up from the damn bed

2 I'm thirsty

3 I'm hungry

The confliction between continued laziness and hunger... Been there!

4 It's noon

5 I need to do the dishes

6 My dog is barking like hell

7 I need to shower

8 I'm bored

9 I've got to clean my room

10 A robber is about to stab me

Are you referring to me?

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