Top Ten Reasons TheTopTens User Shartfart Should Get Out of Bed


The Top Ten

1 I need to piss

Come on you lazy chicken get up from the damn bed - CerealGuy

2 I'm thirsty
3 I'm hungry

The confliction between continued laziness and hunger... Been there! - keycha1n

4 It's noon

Don't worry, I'm there till the prevening. - keycha1n

5 I need to do the dishes
6 My dog is barking like hell
7 I need to shower
8 I'm bored
9 I've got to clean my room
10 A robber is about to stab me

Are you referring to me? - Delgia2k

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