Top Ten Reasons TheTopTens User Turkeyasylum Needs a New Laundry Hamper
My hamper is crippled, without any character, and bland... Please donate to the Turkeyasylum Needs A New Laundry Hamper Foundation so I don't have to buy... Because I'm promptly too lazy!I want a hamper without clothing... Stat!
Anyone guess which cat that was?
Hey look at the bright side, at least I replaced your clothes with my drugs. And yes, I called the cops on you.
What a horror committed by Delgia2k!
I may have a hunch of who that cat is...
If I DO buy a laundry hamper, she'll start dropping kittens off the Golden Gate Bridge next to all the people about to committ suicide.
Since when did you have an imaginary girlfriend?
I'm an unemployed 14 year old boy. Yeah, I can TOTALLY keep myself afloat.
Yes, they do make both of those. I plan to put the ankle bracelet for puppies on one of the blocks of Communist cheese and give the other ten to PositronWildhawk so he can discard them in a proper way (And no, that's not eating them). Then, I'll use the one with the ankle bracelet for puppies as a doll and give it to the first six year old girl I see at the playground (yes, they HAVE to be six). So why squander your own money on a laundry hamper when you can buy something as useful as eleven blocks of Communist cheese and an ankle bracelet for puppies?
Those come with the basket, Turkey!
Wait what Commie Cheese?!
Does it have Lenin's face on it
By the way, I actually do have a stuffed aardvark. I'm not lying there.
You Have astuffed aardvark? For real? Ok, good. Now it can embarrass you! Haha. Just kidding.
If you don't deliver it by hand, this list may revoke the offer.
And I don't feel like buying croutons and sleeping on them...
Thanks for reading!
And my crazy imaginary girlfriend still doesn't want me to buy one.
Even if I was able to buy a laundry hamper, I'd have to FIND one first...