Some Bad News For Y'allTurkeyasylum Guys, I have some unpleasant news. I know there's been a lot going on with retirements from SHD and all, but I'm sorry to say I'm retiring. The reason I've decided to retire is an overall loss of interest on the website. I'm afraid the website isn't as intriguing to me as it once was, but I hope you respect my decision. Now for a few goodbyes:
Garythesnail: You were one of my first friends on here and you've been a blessing to have here. You're nice to everyone and you're welcoming to everyone, I'll miss ya, lil' cousin!
Puga: You were another early friend on here and you bring a wonderful sense of humor to the table. You've been a good friend overall and while you still bring up controversies, your personality is a charm to have here.
PositronWildhawk: You've been a good friend to me and you brought me my daily laughs in my time here. You're a HILARIOUS person, a genius, and a relatable person all in one, and that's tough to find!
Keycha1n: You're a really nice person to talk to and your material is either hilarious or serious, and either way, you pull it off brilliantly. Plus, you get some extra points for being an excellent artist.
Britgirl: I don't know you that well, but your content was what kept me here for all this time: about a year and three months. You're one of the funniest people I've met and you have a vibrant personality which sticks out.
Therandom: You're an outstanding writer with a good sense of humor. You've been one of my biggest fans and I'll certainly miss you!
PetSounds: You're a really mellow guy with a taste in things which stands out as brilliant. You started several things, such as Christmas Countdown. Don't count me out on CC because I'll stay around until the 19th as part of what I'll explain later.
I'd also like to wish goodbye to the rest of the community who has helped me become a better person and has been a great set of friends to me! I'll miss you lots!
But now for what I'd like to call my Grand Finale. I will stay around until December 21, so you'll have that much time to say goodbye to me. I'll be making these:
A blog post for Christmas Countdown (Not saying about what yet)
A contest which I'll explain in the blog post directly above this
Two other blog posts: One about Love Canal and the other about whatever I feel like)
A list about whatever I feel like
So yeah, I'm leaving. I'll miss all of you and I wish good luck to all of you in your endeavors and I want all of you to keep enjoying this site while I'm gone.
This sucks! this is awful! I'm going to miss you man. I really wish you weren't leaving. - Therandom
Turkey, you're one of few people here who really makes the site wonderful! Why is this happening?! :( - PositronWildhawk
What about me Pos:(, I'm just kidding, turkey is one of my best friends, and this sucks. - Therandom
U wot m8?! First we lost SuperHyperDude and now you?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?! It's only a matter of time before Therandom or CerealGuy leaves - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Don't worry m8, I'm not retiring as of now. - Therandom
That's good - SirSkeletorThe3rd
This is very sad. I hope somehow the retirement gets cancelled. - NESSquid
Oh no! - bobbythebrony
Eff this, not you too. - keycha1n
OH FECK NO
THIS AIN'T HAPPENING - Puga
Yes it is, pinch yourself dog your dreaming - FerrariDude64
Damn! I am sincerely going to miss you and your great sense of humour, Turkey. This site will lose another incredible member. :'( - Britgirl
First Krissie goes for a long time, now you retire?! I swear to God if Puga leaves next... - Garythesnail
Nah mate. Here for at least three more years. The beauty of youth. - Puga
I am petitioning for those who make retirement posts to stop doing so, even if they say they're leaving because they lose interest in the site. Everyone will lose interest in things, and with that said sometimes they just may come back to it and possibly find it to still be as fun as it once was for them. - NuMetalManiak
I introduced you to the user with the funniest name and this is how you repay me m8? Oh well, good luck out in the outside world. Stay in school kid! Don't end up like me - SirSkeletorThe3rd
I hope one day you're returning, because you are one of the greatest users on this site :-) - 05yusuf09
Turkey, You are not just a turkey in a asylum but a human. Always remember this site and don't forget us
Don't lose your sense of humor
I don't know much of you,man but you made this site a great and hilarious site, Remember, you are one of the son of this site. - kontrahinsunu
:( - JaysTop10List
We'll miss you Turkey. - Pegasister12
Wow, more and more people are retiring - Martinglez
My retirement was canceled,have something in common with me and cancel your retirement like m - Nateawesomeness
You're quitting? Well it was nice knowing ya... - MeaganSaysHI
WHAT - 2storm
Don't leave, turkey! Don't leave! 😭😭😭 - AnonymousChick
Bye...(cries) - visitor
Sorry to hear, you're one of the best members - EvilAngel
Really? Your leaving? Nooo! :( Even if I didn't really message you much you were still an awesome user. - cosmo
Turkey leaving? Worst birthday present ever! I'll miss you! - RiverClanRocks
😢... - Danguy10
Wait, I have been seeing you as an online member lately. - Skullkid755
You have access to your account but I don't have... You could rather stay - styLIShT