Top 10 Reasons Um Jammer Lammy's Brain is Sexier Than Lana Loud's

The Top Ten
Has been factually proven, albeit by fanfiction, to have its own internal control room that allows intruders to hijack her body and turn her into a sex puppet

As if the Internet hadn't done that already (cough, furry fandom, cough) - xandermartin98

Much easier to sneak into, crawl around on, make out and have sex with while she's asleep

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More importantly, you also get to worm your way INSIDE it - xandermartin98

Has a much bigger and cleaner pair of ear canals leading into it

But still with plenty of delicious wax to slather all over yourself - xandermartin98

Belongs to a character that is sexually attractive, as well as legally aged for sex
Is bigger and has more wrinkles in it because it belongs to an older woman
Lammy really puts the "nervous" in "central nervous system"

And it's part of why she's so adorable, am I right (swoons) - xandermartin98

Lammy's brain is more delicate, soft, spongy, sensitive and ticklish

I wonder if licking it will stimulate its tickle sensors too...HMM - xandermartin98

Lammy's brain is hot pink like a delicious medium-rare steak
Lammy is smarter, albeit not by much
All Lammy ever thinks about is classic rock-and-roll music and hot lesbian cat-on-sheep action; all Lana ever thinks about is mainly mud, alligators and frogs

I already know very well what I'M gonna be downloading off of her memory-bank hard drive, if you catch my drift (wink, wink) - xandermartin98

The Contenders
Has its very own MBTI diagram
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