Top Ten Reasons Why 1000 Ways to Die Is a Scary Show

The Top Ten
1 Some of the deaths are bloody

That show scares me. I've never liked it.

I never seen it though

2 The deaths shown actually happened to people
3 Some of the deaths involve everyday things
4 The deaths shown can happen to you
5 The people screaming makes it worse

It does really it does

6 The deaths will involve at least one common phobia

For example, if you are afraid of insects, don't watch the death "Crappy Ending" ( it has giant wasps in it! )

7 The show is sadistic beyond belief

I never ever liked this show. I never understood how people got entertainment out of it and I found it frightening at times and I love horror films!

8 Ron Perlman narrates it
9 The only time it becomes funny if the person dying is really stupid
10 It can give you nightmares

One death was so scary, I had a legit nightmare.

The Contenders
11 The frame and dead song scare you

That song was a nightmare but if we change the key to -2, it's less scary

12 The realization that this could happen to you at any moment
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