Policy (A Parody of Clarity by TwilightKitsune)

TwilightKitsune
Welcome ladies and gentlemen. For the first ever time on TheToptens, I’m gonna write a song about the policy. I’m pretty sure it’s gonna suck, but whatever.

The song is a parody of ‘Clarity’ by Zedd ft. Foxes. Believe me, it’s a super good song. I can’t stop listening to it. Look it up on YouTube.

Ready, set, go!

NOTE: NO ADMINS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SONG
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~ Policy ~

I sigh as I stare at the screen magnetic with chaos and strife,
These splotches of yellow and white, are a part of my daily life,
Two years since the curse was cast and it has disappointed to no end,
These rules are sticks and stones and impossible to bend,

This is the part of TTT,
Admin misunderstands it doesn’t need,
Fighting relentlessly,
Won’t stop until we die,

If we were always meant for honesty,
Why is this burden mandatory,

If candor is valued as a necessity,
Why is there a policy,

*instrumental*

*drum beat*

If we were truly always meant for honesty,
Why is this burden mandatory,

If candor is valued as a necessity
Why is there a policy,

*instrumental*

Walk on to a field of pain and oppose all these commands,
The sad truth is the authority of TTT is in the wrong hands,
No point in screaming for freedom as we’ll forever be trapped in this cage,
Our emotions mix, and die: sadness, confusion and rage,

This is the part of TTT,
Admin misunderstands it doesn’t need,
Fighting relentlessly,
Won’t stop until we die,

If we were always meant for honesty,
Why is this burden mandatory,

If candor is valued as a necessity,
Why is there a policy,

*instrumental*

Why is there a policy?
Why is this burden mandatory?
Why is there a policy?
Why is this burden mandatory?

*drum beat*

If we were truly always meant for honesty,
Why is this burden mandatory?

If candor is valued as a necessity
Why is there a policy?

Comments

(Claps hands) BEST SONG EVER! 👏👏👏 - MLPFan

I know right? - TwilightKitsune

GOAT - Puga

Thanks ^w^ - TwilightKitsune

BOAT - AlphaQ

Having a policy is great, we just need a better one. - ProPanda

(suspends you) - TwilightKitsune

lol - ProPanda

A lot better. - Therandom

Agreed. - Skullkid755

Good parody though. - ProPanda

Thanks - TwilightKitsune

Great song. - Therandom

Thanks! - TwilightKitsune

Best song ever made! - AnimeDrawer

Thanks - TwilightKitsune

I got admins in Atlanta.
Twisting the burrito like a bandana.
Admins farts killing a panda.
Hitting a brick with a banana. - AlphaQ

*spits my chocolate milk* HAHAAHA!... - visitor

Don't kill ProPanda - TwilightKitsune

I like that song too. - AlphaQ

"Why is there a policy? "

Admin: I wanted to!

You have created another fable

Admin: I wanted to!

Shut up with the "I wanted to! " stuff!

Admin:... I wanted to!

(commits suicide) - Neonco31

LOL! Funny, Nienco31 - visitor

I love this song ^W^ This has to be one of the greatest songs of all time in my opinion. Keep up the great work my darling Twily kitsune - visitor

Your welcome - TwilightKitsune

Holy crap, this is great for a song parody! - SpectralOwl

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