Top 10 Reasons Why Adolf Hitler Is Better Than Justin Bieber

Before I begin with this list, READ THIS CAREFULLY. I know that this would be controversial, but since a list called why bieber is better than hitler has been made. To be fair, there should be a counterbalancing list because everyone has pros and cons. I know how much I'd disagree with this list, because I only think they're just equally evil in different ways. I'd expect controversy about this list, and I don't mean to offend any Germans and Jews. Please don't misinterpret this list as a Nazi list or what. Because that's not what I meant in making this list. I did not mean this list as a joke. Just giving pros and cons. If you want, call this list "Reasons how Hitler COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER than Justin Bieber." So there.

The Top Ten

1 Hitler was smarter

He completely knew what he was doing. The only stupid thing he did was to invade the Soviet Union on winter.

I have to agree with this. Hitler knew what he wanted to do and took action on it in a serious way. (Not saying that hitler was a good person)

While this is OBVIOUSLY a joke list, it's a very offensive joke list!

Hitler may be older but he ain't stupid. - N3GAT1V3

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2 Hitler broke free from the international banking cartels
3 Hitler fought for his country

Justin Bieber wasn't even that nationalistic. In fact, he brought shame to his country.

He did, but it's mostly because of his racist policies. The thing is, he brought glory to his country even for a short time. You can't deny that despite the fact that Hitler got defeated.

He fights for the German people! - CerealGuy

Ok, so this is right? " Hey, look over there, God's chosen people. Lets go kill all of them! " - tbell4ever

What is this? Hitler slaughtered millions of people. The person who made this list must be completely blind and not know who Adolf Hitler is or what he did the continent he lived on or had a member of their family murdered by Nazis, or lost a family member to the war that man caused. Please learn about Hitler.

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4 Hitler has a better singing voice

I can't really say anything about this, but he does have a better and more powerful voice.

What? This is a weird list.

I laughed at this. I can imagine him singing metal songs.

True! - N3GAT1V3

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5 Justin Bieber is alive

Worst list ever. There are no reasons Hitler is better. None of these are legit reasons. Such a Nazi influenced list... - gemcloben

A message to all of you sensitive sissies in the comment section here. Responding to lists like this is a waste of time. If you read the god damn description, you'd see that the author disagrees with his OWN LIST and made it to balance the other one. (This is coming from someone who is accused of being hypersensitive and seems to be doing a great job at being less hypersensitive.). So stop getting offended by this. It's showing STRENGHS That Hitler had Over Bieber. - DCfnaf

Haters, stop complaining about this list, it's his opinion so you should respect them, I hate both, but Hitler is worse, but you should respect his opinion, even if you disagree

Let them oppose me. After all, they also have opinions against this list.

This item doesn't even make sense.

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6 Hitler rebuilt Germany

Are you kidding me - SnuckleBerg

7 Hitler committed suicide because he knew that he failed

It's better to admit failure. Justin Bieber can't admit that.

Yeah, I heard about this in 4th grade history. - RockFashionista

Suicide is the most pathetic thing you can possibly do. The fact that Hitler did it makes him even more hated in my eyes. - Garythesnail

I hate evil people who die of natural causes more than evil people who die of suicide and assassination.

He hid in Argentina

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8 Hitler's name sounds cooler

Hitler sounds like a person who hits people,Bieber sounds like beaver. - SamuiNeko

I have trouble spelling Justin's surmame. Hitler is a pretty straightforward last name. This is the only reason I can find to say Hitler is better than JB. - Britgirl

I will admit, JB has an incredibly terrible last name. - Therandom

Justin Bieber’s name sounds like a fat dude and Adolf sounds like a dead cat

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9 Hitler is brave

He was brave enough create a newer and greater nation than the former German Empire. Not to mention that he was almost able to conquer the whole of Europe if not for some of his stupid generals.

I agree, he was brave dictator. - 05yusuf09

You mean was... Hitler is dead.

Brave in a very bad way. - SamuiNeko

10 Hitler has his salute

Nazis are the greatest #hailhitlerandhydrz - AngelAdm

The Contenders

11 Hitler has respect for his supporters

As long as the supporters do what they're supposed to do, Hitler has respect for them. Justin Bieber, on the other hand, treats his fans as if they're not humans by spitting at them.

12 Hitler emphasized respect for women, children, animals
13 Justin Bieber is a coward and likes cowards

While Hitler hated cowards. He wants brave soldiers who fight for his country.

Hitler was also a coward.

14 Hitler had more fans

Well, I wouldn't call Nazis Hitler's fans, only his followers.

What IS THIS LIST I'm SO SHOCKED AT WHY SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS? Hitler didn't have fans so much as insane idiots who thought it was right to kill millions of people. Anyway, just because someone has more fans does NOT make them a better person, I can't stress this enough. Hitler having a lot of fans DOES. NOT. MAKE. HIM. A. BETTER. PERSON. - pjo

HA HA HA HA HA - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

15 Hitler used his charisma in getting his followers, Justin Bieber used his looks

Not to mention propaganda - gemcloben

And the British also used excessive anti-German propaganda even BEFORE the war.

16 Hitler banned experimentation on animals

...but not Jews

17 Hitler created a thriving economy with no unemployment

He also made cool weapons

18 Hitler eliminated crime and improved health of German people
19 Justin Bieber did not kill to make people get pissed at him

Being evil is not all about killing. If Justin Bieber actually killed people and at the same time making this type of "music", I don't know what kind of infamous reputation he'd get. He may have been worse than Hitler.

Right, because making terrible music is worse than the Holocaust. Seriously, this is one of the worst lists I've seen. - Therandom

If I was to conquer the White House, I would use lethal force. It would be unfortunate, but it would be for the greater good. Once I had control, unlike Hitler, I would treat everyone good, and I would have troops protect everyone from criminals. - Therandom

I like you, Jared, but if I had only seen this list of yours, I'd consider you the biggest troll on this site. Terrible. - Garythesnail

Yeah, because Hitler is like a saint compared to Justin. YEAH I GET IT! - Neonco31

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20 Hitler never was addicted to drugs
21 Hitler saved Germany.

He almost saved Germany from the a communist invasion

22 Hitler has only one testicle

One more than Bieber...

23 Better Memes
24 Hitler looks better
25 Hitler didn't sleep around
26 Hitler never sings

Ha he had

27 Hitler never spat on people or pissed in mop buckets
28 Hitler never went to jail in the U.S.
29 He has a German accent
30 Hitler had an amazing moustache
31 Hitler never cursed out Bill Clinton
32 Hitler helped control human population
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