Ludicrous Lists- Top 5 Worst Comparing Lists

Turkeyasylum
This is Turkey with another Ludicrous Lists post. Today's list is a collection of the 5 worst comparing lists. Without further adue, let's begin.

5) Top Ten Reasons Sanjay and Craig Is Better Than Survivor- This is yet another moronic comparison that opens this countdown. While they are both TV shows, they aren't anything alike. Sanjay and Criag is a sitcom-based cartoon, while Survivor is a reality show. Also, some of the items have no evidence behind them, such as "Survivor is for old people". The reasoning is next to absent, and there's also an item saying Sanjay and Craig was better just because it's a cartoon. What kind of reasoning are they using? Anyway, here's the next one:

4) Top Ten Reasons Instagram Is Better Than TheTopTens- Wanna read a hypocritical list? Read this one! The list was made with so much hypocrisy and invalid reasoning, it makes me cringe. First of all, Instagram was claimed to be "appropriate". If you were saying that, your mind must be twisted, because some people like to post pictures of their t**s on there. Also, another item complained about there being too many comparison lists on here. Oh, the irony... all this was made on a comparison list. This next one is sure to make you laugh more than anything.

3) Top Ten Reasons Sweaty Gym Socks Are Better Than Justin Bieber- It bugs me that this list hardly has any attention for its title. Ihateelsa has managed to make an out of whack comparison here by comparing gym socks to a pop singer. Some of the reasons included "Socks don't sing" or "Socks don't pee in mop buckets". Irrelevant reasoning. To make a comparison list, you should maybe compare two things that are LIKE EACH OTHER in at least one way. Congrats, this list may be just as bad as the number one on here (I'd say 3, 2, and 1 are tied). I'm pretty sure it doesn't get much attention because of it being a favorable comparison. That, and the JB joke is done to death.

2) Top Ten Reasons Why Pigeons Are Better Than Vases- The user who made this list admitted it was stupid lost in the description, yet still decided to publish it. I don't know if it was intended as a joke, but it's still a damn stupid list. Some of the items were things like "Vases get dusty" or "Pigeon is more fun to say". To be honest, when do you ever think of vases and pigeons together? When does someone say "Oh yeah, vases suck. I like pigeons more.". Congrats RalphBob, you got the message across that comparing lists are illogical lists that don't need any reasoning whatsoever, and are made just so the user can go up in stats.

1) Top Ten Reasons Why Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola- Yep. The most jotorious comparing list makes the top spot. Do Adventure Time and Ebola have anything remotely in common? No. Does someone think Adventure Time is even comparable to Ebola? Apparently. The comparison made here was actually correct. as I bet we all prefer Adventure Time over Ebola. Ebola is a disease that killed millions in Africa, Adventure Time is a kid's cartoon made in America. All the items made me facepalm, such as "Adventure Time is relaxing, Ebola isn't". I can't believe Comparisans had actually thought of such an irrelevent list! Uggh!

Some honorable mentions: Miley Cyrus > Total Drama, Justin Bieber > Adolf Hitler, Nicki Minaj > Jackie Evancho, Britgirl > Justin Bieber, Facebook > TheTopTens. So now you know that comparison lists are sucky lists with the worst reasoning in the world. In fact, you don't even had to have good logic in order to make a popular comparison list, all you have to do is say an everyday object is better than a repugnant singer/show/animal. That's all, Turkey out.

Comments

I hadn't seen number three, but I think you've said enough!
Really though, I think #4 should be #3, and the one about JB > JE should be #2. NM > JE was stupid enough, but the JB one was on a whole different level. - PositronWildhawk

What the hell is wrong with people these days... - Delgia2k

Many things... - Therandom

What about the list why frozen is better than toy story? - Gamecubesarecool193

They have some relation to each other, unlike these lists listed above - Therandom

No offensive, but turkey likes frozen - TheKirbyCreeper999

They're both movies,so it's more reasonable to compare them,though I disagree with it. - SamuiNeko

Pigeons and vases was a joke. Sometimes being idiotic is fun. - RalphBob

I thought 3 was funny - TheKirbyCreeper999

That's not nice at all - TheKirbyCreeper999

Britgirl > Justin Bieber was true but #1 and 4?! Like seriously? Instagram and TheTopTens? TTT was a great website! And Adventure Time > Ebola?! They are incomparable! Comparisans is very illogical. - visitor

Adventure Time is great show. Seriously, a cartoon series with deadly virus? - 05yusuf09

I bet the Hitler > Bieber list would be #1! - visitor

That list is ridculous?! What is there to compare between a deadly disease and a cartoon? - jmepa1234

Why is everyone such crabby bitches over comparison lists? - Puga

Why don't I have a list on here? lol jk - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I love crazy comparisons lists! I've made quite a few of them myself… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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