Top Ten Reasons Why Ariana Grande is Better Than Nirvana

The Top Ten
1 Nirvana is Overrated

To everyone feeding this list: The list maker knows Nirvana is better, but they just wanted to catch a reaction out of everyone and see people get angry in the comments.

So is Ariana Grande.

Well that's a fact.

True.

2 Ariana Grande is Sexy

That doesn't have anything to do with her music.

In my opinion Nicki Minaj is. But Ariana Grande should throw herself in a volcano where nobody can find her. She’s worse than Justin Bieber.

Really sexy and hot and beautiful

3 Ariana Has Nice Hair
4 Ariana is a Great Role Model

I agree.She tells her fans to die which is one of the most kind things any musician has done.

Kurt is a much better role model.

As much as I like Kurt Cobain and Nirvana, Ariana is a better role model than Kurt was

5 Ariana Can Actually Sing and Hit Higher Notes

Hitting higher notes don't automatically mean that the person's better.

6 Nirvana Can’t Sing or Make Good Songs

What about Heart Shaped Box. I'm not a Nirvana fan, but it's much better than Smells Like Teen Spirit.

They make good songs in my opinion.

7 Ariana is More Appropriate

Because wishing death on fans is appropriate.

Licking a donut is definitely appropriate.

8 Breathin is Better Than Smell Like Teen Spirit

True, but Nirvana also has great songs like Heart Shaped Box, Lithium and In Bloom.

Smell Like Teen Spirit isn't my favorite but it's 100x better than any AG song.

Smell Like Teen Spirit?

9 Ariana Makes Way Better Songs

Your opinion.

10 Kurt Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit.
The Contenders
11 Nirvana's Logo is Just a Face Sticking Out Its Tongue and Ariana Never Did That

Logos don't have anything to do with the artist's music.

It's not a bad logo

12 Ariana Has a Cool Ponytail
13 Kurt Cobain Doesn't Rap
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