Top Ten Reasons Why Baby by Justin Bieber is Not the Worst Song Ever
This song (and the angry preteens who voted for it) are the reason my last list went to absolute irredeemability. It was meant to pick on songs worse than Baby, but look where it is now. So instead of picking songs that are worse than Baby, I'm picking reasons why Baby is not worse than those songs. This is gonna be easy.I may not like Baby, but I would rather listen to that song over Nicki Minaj's Stupid Hoe song. I can tolerate Baby, but I would literally turn into a Wretched Egg like Shiro from Deadman Wonderland if I had to listen to Stupid Hoe for even 30 seconds! I'm glad I haven't heard the full song to Stupid Hoe!
Baby isn't bad. It's just a pop song about teenage love. I don't like it, but I don't blindly hate on it due to Justin's personality.
I kinda like Baby, it isn't that bad, it's better than Sorry, What do you Mean and meaningless crap he is singing
Stupid Hoe is SO bad it makes Baby look like Smells Like Teen Spirit
Not absolutely true. I don't like this song purely on the babyish sound it has. But I agree, this is not the worst song any of us will ever hear...
"Oh my God. Look at her butt..." Ah, now you see...
Dahvie Vanity, Jayy Von Monroe, Chris Brown, Varg Vikernes, and Fred Durst have worse personalities
Kanye West has an EVEN WORSE personality but people like him. WHYYY?
I agree with this
Go listen to Stimulated, Billy, Stupid Hoe, Fack, Yummy, Gummo, 7 rings, or Barbie Dreams. They made Baby look like Stairway to Heaven, not joking.
Stupid Hoe, Anaconda, Watch Me, Stimulated, any Rae Sremmurd song, Wiggle, most LMFAO songs, etc.
Blood on the dance floor as a whole is worse than Baby
If you think Justin is the worst then listen to his talentless wannabee: Jacob Sartorious...
One Time? That was his first song. It wasn't even a number 1. I didn't even expect Justin to become famous after One Time and Baby because its luck for teens to become famous.
While still terrible, the actual production is still a bit more tuneful than many of today's chart hits that are just repetitive beats and moombahton-infused rubbish. Don't thank Bieber himself for any of the instrumental - he only contributed a tiny bit of the bland writing at most.
The rap actually saved the song. If not for this, Baby would have been as bad as Stupid Hoe and Anaconda.
Ludac actually was a plus. Without him I would've given this a 0/5 instead if a 1.5/5
He made it better by a few inches at least
If you want a horrendous song where the singer is constantly off-key look up "Pop Champagne" by Ron Browz and Jim Jones. I would rather listen to a 24-hour marathon of baby than 10 seconds of "Pop Champagne."
And people have the guts to keep saying it's offensive to babies? Kinda laughable
It honestly does offend me.
JB is probably A-lost. Besides if you want something really bad listen to FACK, BINGO or I fonk u freeky.
That means it's bad.A song has to have swearing in order to be good.-Hippocrite